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Whoever was over to borrow the loos because of the water problem downstairs and used up most of Smith's shaving cream, he's now griping over it like a little bitch. Thank you oh so much, you're going down compliments of me because I have to listen to it and it's your fault, etc. etc.
I am, of course, willing to be merciful under one condition. If the guilty party/parties will do the considerate thing and purchase Hufflepuff's Boy Bitch a new bottle of shaving cream and hand it over so that I can imbibe it with a reasonable quantity of itching powder before handing it over back to him with your sincere apologies.
That is all.
I am, of course, willing to be merciful under one condition. If the guilty party/parties will do the considerate thing and purchase Hufflepuff's Boy Bitch a new bottle of shaving cream and hand it over so that I can imbibe it with a reasonable quantity of itching powder before handing it over back to him with your sincere apologies.
That is all.