I wasn't super happy about all the reveals in the show this week. (A little goes a long way y'all) But I was deeply impressed with all the one liners rolling off Dean's Purty Lips.
To Castiel: "One more time, like I'm five!"
To Christian: "Hello, Newman!"
To Gramps just before Cas appears: "Recap it for our wingman."
After Cas's Soul Search on Gramps: "Angel Cavity Search"
To Sam about shady Gramps: "He's hiding something, I can feel it. If you weren't Robo-Sam, you'd feel it too!"
To Sam again: "I don't care if you got soullessness or the freakin' mumps!"
To Alpha Vamp: "Got some questions for ya, Skippy!"; "With all that Dead Blood coursing through your veins, I'm not sure you got enough juice to fire up that Psychic Bat Signal or yours."; "I'm asking the questions here, Fright Night!"
ALPHA VAMP: When we 'freaks' die, where do we go? Not Heaven, Not Hell...
DEAN: Leggo Land?
On Gramps again: "Well if the old man's Kermit, who's hand's up his ass?" * (I do believe this one was my personal fav) *
To Gramps: "I've seen some stupid in my time but you take the crown. Putting Jaws in a Fish Bowl?"; "So you're the King of Hell's Cabana Boy. What'd he offer you? Girls? Money?... Hair?"
Honorable mentions:
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
Sam: Trust me, he thinks Velcro is big news.
Alpha Vamp: Soon I will be ankle deep in your blood sucking the marrow from your bones. (It's not funny, just kick ass)
Crowley: Me Charlie, You Angels.
Heh! Props to the writers and actors on this one.