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an open letter to women who apply makeup whilst driving:
you are so cliche you make me nauseous.
i want to throw softballs through your rear window.
if you are so incomplete without makeup that you must risk my life and yours to "put your face on" you should consider removing yourself from society completely. we should devote an island to your kind and be confident that you will never progress into a threatening force.
if you are so insipid as to think that you look dramatically better with makeup, you clearly have bought in to everything every magazine, television show, and assorted media outlet has force-fed to you throughout your entire life. your liver is stuffed with consumerism and ignorance. we should make you into pate.
for every step forward in our culture there are giant leaps backwards. you are big fucking leap.
love,
nicole
you are so cliche you make me nauseous.
i want to throw softballs through your rear window.
if you are so incomplete without makeup that you must risk my life and yours to "put your face on" you should consider removing yourself from society completely. we should devote an island to your kind and be confident that you will never progress into a threatening force.
if you are so insipid as to think that you look dramatically better with makeup, you clearly have bought in to everything every magazine, television show, and assorted media outlet has force-fed to you throughout your entire life. your liver is stuffed with consumerism and ignorance. we should make you into pate.
for every step forward in our culture there are giant leaps backwards. you are big fucking leap.
love,
nicole