GUYS. OH MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

This goes out to atoasterstrudel, whom I am certain can see the horror humor in this. Looks like Tommy has given up low-grade tequila and romantic pursuits of Bill Nelson in favor of dancing on national television in front of God and everybody. (Or, perhaps, this is all part of his greater plan to woo Bill Nelson. We don't know ( Read more... )