I CAN SPAM TOO!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to simgaroop in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I gave lauriempress a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rubybluerecolor 's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1014 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
gintasticnecat
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A DUTCH OVEN IS!