per request of maureen
Hmmm humorous blog huh? Let's see,
But I don't know how to be funny. All right, so thats a fucking out right lie, I will say that much. Um, ok so here's some good news. Remember how I wrote that blog about me doing that comedy show, and it was a work of fiction? Well it might not be for very long. I was approached to do the show! I'm kinda excited and kinda horrified. I've never performed stand up before. I've been funny before, what's the differance? I think there is a big difference. I'm nervous, but I've got a few ideas to talk about.
Oh man, I'm sooooo under peer preasure. A humorous blog...man...what to write about. What's funny? Strange foods that come in cans? No, not funny anymore. Once they got the cheese in the can I gave up. Fruit in the can....now I guess they make pancake batter in a can. That's gotta be yummy.
Ok, so I can't think of anything particularly funny to write about so I'm just going to rant and hope that some humour is found in it.
I wish i could spell humor correctly. Well I did there, but I cheated. Thank you spell check. All other spelling of humour will be wrong. I keep adding a U. I wonder if I'm french on the inside. I don't spell colour with a u, I spell it color. Except for that one time where I spelled it with a U because I wanted to see if my computer recognized it as a word. It doesn't. So I guess my computer is not french. So much asian hate going on right now. Sorry Conny. Just kidding.
Oh so I have a friend named Conny, she's random and funny. (and asian). And we decided that even though we talk on the computer all the time, and that we went to school together for like a bajillion years ( or 5) that we would be pen pals. So I drew her some awesome pictures. And mailed them to her. As soon as she gets them i will upload a picture of the drawing. I wanted to surprise her, so I didn't post it. RUINS the surprise ya know?
Did you ever get anything cool in the mail? I remember once, way back when I got a letter in the mail from my friends Jacqui and Abby it was written in marker on thick pink construction paper. WIth all kinds of random quotes and drawings and awesome things. I got it like 5 years ago in the mail....it's still in my bedroom :)
Sometimes shit like that is just soooo special. I still have a note that was written to me in like the 9th grade by this boy I liked. LOL I'm one of THOSE people. I keep certain birthday cards and christmas cards. I believe I still have a christmas card from a certain little Grinch who swore she'd never celebrate christmas again ;)
Man this blog sucks. I can't even stand it, but I'm going to continue because my fingers have taken over and my brain has shut off. Which is ok because i'm not operating heavy machinary. Although sometimes I wish I were. Man if I had a steamroller I would flatten all kinds of shit. I can't even begin to think what things I'd flatten. A pancake to see how flat I could make it. A tube of toothpaste, to make sure I got that last drop. A watermelon, to tribute Galagher. And maybe some sort of small soviet country. Maybe. Oh and any and all midgits that would get in the way of course.
Pirates are sexy, they shiver my timbers when they find my booty. If I were skinny I would wear more cowboy hats. I say more, because I'm sure at at least one point in my life or another I've worn one. I'm pretty sure it had flowers on it, but it was there. That much I can be sure of. Don't you think? How many times have you worn a cowboy hat? And don't fucking lie to me prissy boy.
So last night the WWE (that's wrestling for those of you who don't know) had a Payperview. And on the way to the ring the Undertaker caught fire. Everyone thought it was part of the show, until he fucking flipped out backstage on everyone and poured water all over himself. This company is a giant case of the boy who cried wolf. They fake so many things that look real that when something really happens no one gives half a shit. The undertaker is an asshole in real life though, so I'm sure that was just karma punishing him. The undertaker is such a precence,
Can't spell that right either. Ok, I think I'ma give up on this blog for now LOL. But if i get inspired I'll write another.
But I don't know how to be funny. All right, so thats a fucking out right lie, I will say that much. Um, ok so here's some good news. Remember how I wrote that blog about me doing that comedy show, and it was a work of fiction? Well it might not be for very long. I was approached to do the show! I'm kinda excited and kinda horrified. I've never performed stand up before. I've been funny before, what's the differance? I think there is a big difference. I'm nervous, but I've got a few ideas to talk about.
Oh man, I'm sooooo under peer preasure. A humorous blog...man...what to write about. What's funny? Strange foods that come in cans? No, not funny anymore. Once they got the cheese in the can I gave up. Fruit in the can....now I guess they make pancake batter in a can. That's gotta be yummy.
Ok, so I can't think of anything particularly funny to write about so I'm just going to rant and hope that some humour is found in it.
I wish i could spell humor correctly. Well I did there, but I cheated. Thank you spell check. All other spelling of humour will be wrong. I keep adding a U. I wonder if I'm french on the inside. I don't spell colour with a u, I spell it color. Except for that one time where I spelled it with a U because I wanted to see if my computer recognized it as a word. It doesn't. So I guess my computer is not french. So much asian hate going on right now. Sorry Conny. Just kidding.
Oh so I have a friend named Conny, she's random and funny. (and asian). And we decided that even though we talk on the computer all the time, and that we went to school together for like a bajillion years ( or 5) that we would be pen pals. So I drew her some awesome pictures. And mailed them to her. As soon as she gets them i will upload a picture of the drawing. I wanted to surprise her, so I didn't post it. RUINS the surprise ya know?
Did you ever get anything cool in the mail? I remember once, way back when I got a letter in the mail from my friends Jacqui and Abby it was written in marker on thick pink construction paper. WIth all kinds of random quotes and drawings and awesome things. I got it like 5 years ago in the mail....it's still in my bedroom :)
Sometimes shit like that is just soooo special. I still have a note that was written to me in like the 9th grade by this boy I liked. LOL I'm one of THOSE people. I keep certain birthday cards and christmas cards. I believe I still have a christmas card from a certain little Grinch who swore she'd never celebrate christmas again ;)
Man this blog sucks. I can't even stand it, but I'm going to continue because my fingers have taken over and my brain has shut off. Which is ok because i'm not operating heavy machinary. Although sometimes I wish I were. Man if I had a steamroller I would flatten all kinds of shit. I can't even begin to think what things I'd flatten. A pancake to see how flat I could make it. A tube of toothpaste, to make sure I got that last drop. A watermelon, to tribute Galagher. And maybe some sort of small soviet country. Maybe. Oh and any and all midgits that would get in the way of course.
Pirates are sexy, they shiver my timbers when they find my booty. If I were skinny I would wear more cowboy hats. I say more, because I'm sure at at least one point in my life or another I've worn one. I'm pretty sure it had flowers on it, but it was there. That much I can be sure of. Don't you think? How many times have you worn a cowboy hat? And don't fucking lie to me prissy boy.
So last night the WWE (that's wrestling for those of you who don't know) had a Payperview. And on the way to the ring the Undertaker caught fire. Everyone thought it was part of the show, until he fucking flipped out backstage on everyone and poured water all over himself. This company is a giant case of the boy who cried wolf. They fake so many things that look real that when something really happens no one gives half a shit. The undertaker is an asshole in real life though, so I'm sure that was just karma punishing him. The undertaker is such a precence,
Can't spell that right either. Ok, I think I'ma give up on this blog for now LOL. But if i get inspired I'll write another.