Saint Valentines Day Massacre
So I've stolen my mothers laptop because of the fact that I like the keyboard on it much more than I enjoy a traditional keyboard. It makes everything I type seem much more important. Like I'm working on a novel of sorts. I'm not, simply blogging. But a blog is reason enough to steal from mama.
I'm actually typing much faster on this than I do on my traditional keyboard as well, I wonder why.
Anyway so I had a couple of stories to tell today. Ok the first one is a quickie and is also really funny. Well at least I thought so.
So I was covering a break and this little toddler of a child walked by, maybe two years of age. When she walked by I smiled and the baby fell down. I felt bad. But then I laughed and I said out loud "Wow, I've got the power to make things fall using my mind." just then a woman dropped everything that she was holding in her hands. She looked down at what she had dropped and then looked up at me in pure awe. Her expression was priceless. I wish I had taken a picture of it. Had I tried to plan the timing on that I would have failed miserably but the fates intervened and this woman is now convinced I have the power to make people drop shit, and make babies hit floors. What a great power. What would your superhero name be if you had the power to make babies hit the ground. BABY BOOMER! oh BABY BOUNCER!?
I don't know. Seems like a convenient enough power right?
Anyway this morning sorta started out kinda shitty, the shuttle bus drove off as soon as it pulled up this morning WITH NO ONE ON IT, because he was a dumb ass. So Nancy, I and about seven other people sat there waiting for another bus. A bus pulled up and we all got on, the guy drove to the end of the Airport park and then slammed on the breaks and was like "You all realize I'm going to the Water Dock and not the Airport right?" and we all kinda did that thing where it's like "Huh wha?" and we had to get off the bus and walk back and wait for another bus. Nancy left her pink hat on the Water Dock bus... something like that would irk me to no end. Then she almost fell. Ok, so the morning was more shitty for Nancy than it was for me.
But then I ended up stuck in the warehouse all fucking day with tummy issues (luckily no one was there for my gas passing {yeah i said it }). But I had no help to pull stock and with it being February break and all it's very fucking busy. Pulling an order for a store isn't too hard or arduous of a task. But doing it on a busy day for six stores...not fun.
But you do what you have to do. By the end of the day I was sevearly PMSing, but that's alright. It's the joys of Valentines day I guess right?
Today I'm going to be staying home and watching movies probably. The love of my life has to work, and I don't really feel like hanging out with much anyone else today anyway. So I think that I will take a nice hot shower, watch 500 Days Of Summer (an awesome movie, by the way) and then I think I'll take a nap. Because I'm fucking exhausted!!!!!
I was up till about midnight last night having fun at Cassandras party, then I still managed to wake up on time for work. I'm the most amazing person in the world.
Cherish me........CHERISH!!!!!!!!!
!!
All righty y'all so have a good day and enjoy your Valentines. And if you have any suggestions for a blog or something let me know and I'll get on it. Chances are I'll probably blog again before the end of the night.
So till then, Adieu
I'm actually typing much faster on this than I do on my traditional keyboard as well, I wonder why.
Anyway so I had a couple of stories to tell today. Ok the first one is a quickie and is also really funny. Well at least I thought so.
So I was covering a break and this little toddler of a child walked by, maybe two years of age. When she walked by I smiled and the baby fell down. I felt bad. But then I laughed and I said out loud "Wow, I've got the power to make things fall using my mind." just then a woman dropped everything that she was holding in her hands. She looked down at what she had dropped and then looked up at me in pure awe. Her expression was priceless. I wish I had taken a picture of it. Had I tried to plan the timing on that I would have failed miserably but the fates intervened and this woman is now convinced I have the power to make people drop shit, and make babies hit floors. What a great power. What would your superhero name be if you had the power to make babies hit the ground. BABY BOOMER! oh BABY BOUNCER!?
I don't know. Seems like a convenient enough power right?
Anyway this morning sorta started out kinda shitty, the shuttle bus drove off as soon as it pulled up this morning WITH NO ONE ON IT, because he was a dumb ass. So Nancy, I and about seven other people sat there waiting for another bus. A bus pulled up and we all got on, the guy drove to the end of the Airport park and then slammed on the breaks and was like "You all realize I'm going to the Water Dock and not the Airport right?" and we all kinda did that thing where it's like "Huh wha?" and we had to get off the bus and walk back and wait for another bus. Nancy left her pink hat on the Water Dock bus... something like that would irk me to no end. Then she almost fell. Ok, so the morning was more shitty for Nancy than it was for me.
But then I ended up stuck in the warehouse all fucking day with tummy issues (luckily no one was there for my gas passing {yeah i said it }). But I had no help to pull stock and with it being February break and all it's very fucking busy. Pulling an order for a store isn't too hard or arduous of a task. But doing it on a busy day for six stores...not fun.
But you do what you have to do. By the end of the day I was sevearly PMSing, but that's alright. It's the joys of Valentines day I guess right?
Today I'm going to be staying home and watching movies probably. The love of my life has to work, and I don't really feel like hanging out with much anyone else today anyway. So I think that I will take a nice hot shower, watch 500 Days Of Summer (an awesome movie, by the way) and then I think I'll take a nap. Because I'm fucking exhausted!!!!!
I was up till about midnight last night having fun at Cassandras party, then I still managed to wake up on time for work. I'm the most amazing person in the world.
Cherish me........CHERISH!!!!!!!!!
!!
All righty y'all so have a good day and enjoy your Valentines. And if you have any suggestions for a blog or something let me know and I'll get on it. Chances are I'll probably blog again before the end of the night.
So till then, Adieu