❀ 『 First Parfait 』

[ginironosora]

OI OI OI OI OI!!

Can someone tell me?! Am I dead?! I can't possibly be dead, right?! I'm the protagonist! I'm the hero!

....SO WHY AM I STANDING BY A FOUNTAIN FULL OF STRAWBERRY SHAKE?!?! WHERE'S THE GLASS?!?! IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? OI!!!I mean, hey, don't get me wrong or anything! It's every samurai's dream-- a milkshake fountain of eternity

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HAAAAAAAAAAAY

[alldevouring]

No, you're not dead, and it's very real, you're just not... home?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ;D ;D

[ginironosora]

I'm fine with that, as long as this place always has milkshake fountains, oi.

[alldevouring]

Mm, it's only for today, so you must enjoy it while it lasts!

[ginironosora]

Haha, I plan on it! I haven't even had my weekly parfait yet, so this is pretty awesome.

So is this place really some different world?

[alldevouring]

You could always save some of it for the whole week, too.

Yes, it is. Some sort of dimension that brings others here.

[ginironosora]

Nah, I can't have more than one a week, I gotta keep my blood sugar down.

And, what, people're just okay with that?

[alldevouring]

I don't think they have much of a choice, sadly. We have to adapt to being here, and make the most of it.

[ginironosora]

Why? Somethin' keeping people in?

[alldevouring]

Er- kind of. They call them Gods here.

[ginironosora]

Gods? What kind?

[alldevouring]

I don't know, there isn't a lot of information on them, you see.

1/2

[ginironosora]

So this is some weirdo new world that people can't leave once they're here very often, and it has gods that no one knows about, and it has milkshake fountains sometimes. Oi.

2/2

[ginironosora]

BUT I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, THIS IS WAY TOO WEIRD!! AND NOW I'M GONNA MISS LADIES FOUR AND THE NEW BLEACH EPISODE AIRING LATER THIS WEEK.