❀ 『 First Parfait 』
OI OI OI OI OI!!
Can someone tell me?! Am I dead?! I can't possibly be dead, right?! I'm the protagonist! I'm the hero!
....SO WHY AM I STANDING BY A FOUNTAIN FULL OF STRAWBERRY SHAKE?!?! WHERE'S THE GLASS?!?! IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? OI!!!
I mean, hey, don't get me wrong or anything! It's every samurai's dream-- a milkshake fountain of eternity! This is a dream, right? IT'S ONLY A DREAM?!
That means-- that means if I pinch myself I'll wake up! Yeah!
..........But not until I've had my fill on strawberry milkshakes from the neverending fountain of youth! God, the great Buddha, the Producers-- thank you so much! I promise I'll be a straight man from today on! I won't step foot inside a pachinko parlor and I'll help old hags cross the streets when it's busy, okay?!
JUST PLEASE, LET THIS BE REAL!!!
[[OOC: Fuck yes best intro ever! Expect to see a very stupid samurai on his knees at the edge of the Fountain, hands cupped, downing shakejuice until he pukes. Or midnight. Whichever comes first. ): Tags might be sporadic between packing. /o/]]