“Cor.”

Yup.  That’s all I was able to say after that blow job.  I remember shivering ridiculously after coming, well, because Hermione had crawled up to my chest and had begun playing with my nipples, and Parkinson wouldn’t leave my cock alone.

“Weasley, now I understand why you acted like a complete knob at Hogwarts,” the bint said while ( Read more... )

OMG! Everybody, especially Duo, should hop on over to this cracktastic H/D comic.

This one just had me cracking up after a long day of monitoring the stock markets.  Asian Markets Fall Like Cherry Blossoms in Gentle Spring Rain!

And, something very politically incorrect about the War for the Whitehouse: Presidential Assassins still undecided.  FTW ( Read more... )

I'd just like everyone to know that a threesome has been arranged between me, 
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Ladies and gentlemen of my f-list.  Here is a poll.  Please answer as honestly as possible.  The questions are to satisfy my own curiosity, and will not be used for commercial purposes. Thank you for participating!

And please feel free to write disclaimers in the comments! :)

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ETA:  I forgot to add rimming!  And toys!!! What kind of a slasher am I?!