Quick question: how many times have you heard moms say to their kids, "You're supposed to eat your food, not wear it"?  Well, apparently, they're wrong.  While I know misguided moms might not necessarily be news to you, this might be: new fabrics made out of milk protein.  It's apparently "antibackterial, anti-ageing and can help regulate blood ( Read more... )

Too funny!  Cosmo weighs in on celebrity fashion don'ts with a snark even I couldn't rival.  Enjoy!

Hemispheres, Continental Airlines' in-flight magazine, has declared macrame "fashion's next big thing."  I'm here to tell you no.  Just no.  Seriously, just click the link and take a gander at the picture that's supposed to convince you of this happenin' new trend.  I think that says it all.

In other news, L has turned in the revised manuscript ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm the one declaring it, but since I'm both a vamp and a fashionista, who could be a more ultimate authority?

By now, you've all heard about the 44-page dress code issued by the Swiss Bank UBS.  Totally vamp friendly!  I mean, the advice to avoid garlic...score!  And thanks for the thing about light cologne.   Worst thing in the world is to ( Read more... )

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See, where I go fashion follows!  Okay, really this is just my way of making myself feel better that I'm totally missing out on Fashion Week in NYC, which started just yesterday.  Seriously, L, you couldn't have scheduled the launch party a little better?  A few more days and I'd have been in Seventh Heaven.  (For those not in the know, a good ( Read more... )

Okay, we've all had bad hair days...like the day I dug my own way out of the grave.  Dirt and death are definite fashion don'ts.  Anyway, here's a post that should make everyone feel a whole lot better about their own fashion faux pas.  Pics of some of the most stylish stars out there having a bad flair day....  (I mean, no surprise on Courtney ( Read more... )

So, you know how the fanged and fabulous don't show up on film, right?  Well, if you want to see me in the flesh, though not nearly as much flesh as on the cover in my previous post with Elvira's twenty-first century twin, I'll be appearing in person at the fantastic Rock the Runway extravaganza "Trash to Fashion" at the Cooper Memorial Library on ( Read more... )

Okay, seriously, they can put a man on the moon but not make him look good doing it? For your reading pleasure, an article on space…er…fashion.  That’s right, designer spacesuits.  Have tape measure, will travel.


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