001. Hi!
Most people hate the Falcons. They play dirty. But I think it's fun. You never know what's going to happen! Maybe they'll outright foul and blag you. Or maybe it'll be sneaky and they'll blatch instead. Or MAYBE one of the Chaser's will punch you in the face to get the Quaffle. Prat didn't get it though. That's what you get for PUNCHING people. NOTHING. Of course did anyone notice I held onto the Quaffle and scored a goal with it? NOPE! Just that one stupid bloody interception towards the end
Whatever, we won. But now I have to move in to this building with a huge black eye. Great first impression, Ginny! Harry was supposed to help but he's on a case. I told him it was cool, I'd just tell people he gave me the eye. He didn't think it was as funny as I did.
Luna! Can you help me move?? OR GEORGE! I know you have a journal you LAZY BUM so get your arse over here and carry some boxes.
Who else is here?
Whatever, we won. But now I have to move in to this building with a huge black eye. Great first impression, Ginny! Harry was supposed to help but he's on a case. I told him it was cool, I'd just tell people he gave me the eye. He didn't think it was as funny as I did.
Luna! Can you help me move?? OR GEORGE! I know you have a journal you LAZY BUM so get your arse over here and carry some boxes.
Who else is here?