beware the curse
i had an AHA! moment. i was looking at a posts on myspace and came across duckie's post entitled "LOVE" i click on it and of course it is one of those things that say if you are in love or falling in love then send this on or have bad realationships for five years. of course i closed it. then it occurred to me, that is why my love life is so shitty. stupid little green monkey voodoo men who enforce all those curses have got me pegged. I've been cursed with years of a bad sex life, bad acne, bad relationships, bad luck, bad eyesight, bad asthma, bad breath, bad boobs, bad boys, bad cheese, bad jobs, bad hair, you name it, i got it bad. damn. and i thought those chain letters were bullshit. little did i know that they would be enforced with such brutality. heed those chain letters! beware the curse!