Creatalutionism
Interest discussions abounded today, such as the charming young lady (who is a science student) who suggested that the reason why no one in the mainstream will acknowledge how flawed and wrong the Theory of Evolution and how solid Christian Creationism is is due to a massive collective conspiracy of scientists ranging from biologists to geologists to astrophysicists who all have gotten together and decided to hush all of it up, not because Creationism is about as nonsensical as a baby chimpanzee with a super soaker.
First of all, as a future scientist of tomorrow, I'd like to say that she is absolutely right. About everything. I'm sick of this cover-up nonsense getting in the way of the truth and its true, virtually all scientists on Earth are only propping up an ancient Earth with an evolving biosystem because of the phat science dollars we get begging companies and government for grant money. You know, COMMUNISM.
So I'm going to come out with it. Next Wednesday I was due to go to the Consortium of Conspiratorial Scientists and present my seminar on how we can introduce massive amounts of Thorazine in to the water supply of Small Town America in order suppress true Christian values and keep them under the lid while we take over there last bastions of Real America.
Of course, my seminar might have been canned, since we all expect the lecturer whose using American Taxpayer Dollars to build a giant laser that shoots rainbows into the butts of Christian babies to give them the Gay to run long. I suppose the Homosexual Agenda is important, since we need to priss up small town America for when the Legions of the Obamessiah from California and the Northeast sweep over them upon his election and put them all into Soviet-style gulags. Well, those that survive the slavering jaws and slashing tails of the genetically engineered Battle Iguanas the liberals will all be bestride on.
So, friends list! Take this warning to the people! Remember, you can know more about science by search engine than you can by doing something that will indoctrinate you like researching the subject for years and decades! The truth is out there!
First of all, as a future scientist of tomorrow, I'd like to say that she is absolutely right. About everything. I'm sick of this cover-up nonsense getting in the way of the truth and its true, virtually all scientists on Earth are only propping up an ancient Earth with an evolving biosystem because of the phat science dollars we get begging companies and government for grant money. You know, COMMUNISM.
So I'm going to come out with it. Next Wednesday I was due to go to the Consortium of Conspiratorial Scientists and present my seminar on how we can introduce massive amounts of Thorazine in to the water supply of Small Town America in order suppress true Christian values and keep them under the lid while we take over there last bastions of Real America.
Of course, my seminar might have been canned, since we all expect the lecturer whose using American Taxpayer Dollars to build a giant laser that shoots rainbows into the butts of Christian babies to give them the Gay to run long. I suppose the Homosexual Agenda is important, since we need to priss up small town America for when the Legions of the Obamessiah from California and the Northeast sweep over them upon his election and put them all into Soviet-style gulags. Well, those that survive the slavering jaws and slashing tails of the genetically engineered Battle Iguanas the liberals will all be bestride on.
So, friends list! Take this warning to the people! Remember, you can know more about science by search engine than you can by doing something that will indoctrinate you like researching the subject for years and decades! The truth is out there!