Pist off, tired and pist off. Just my typical day, then.
Well, I went and began polluting LJ with the vile filth that is me. Buahaa. Fear and panic I shall cause. Or not. The only thing stopping me from doing that -besides me being a total wuss- is the fact that a pudgy little round face like mine doesn't look too threatening. Especially since I wear glasses, too. God, I hate my glasses.
At the moment, I just want to... smash stuff. I feel pissed off, even though I have no reason to be pissed off. Hell, my life's fucking perfect compared to the shit some of you have to go through. So why am I complaining?
Because I can? *shrug*
All I want to be is free. And yet, I'm afraid of being alone. Nothing ever happens. I'm going to be sitting in front of the comp for the rest of the summer, watching the last remnants of my life slowly trickle out of me. Whee. Sounds so very promising.
I have a folder on Neopets (keep spelling that Neopest, by the way) that contains mail from one person only. It has over 300 messages in it. I feel like quoting some of the messages he's sent here, but I can't because I don't want to piss him off, too.
...I really don't have anything to write here, because I have no life. Maybe I should stop now.
No, wait, I'll type down the badges I bought during the weekend. They rawk. Nobody's going to read them, yes, but at least they remain here if i happen to lose some of the badges themselves.
"I'm ET - Borrow your cell" Pretty self-explanatory.
"I am with this hobbit ->" More self-explanatory ones.
"Paranoids are just people with all the facts" Yup. So very true.
"I found Jesus! (He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana)" This reminds me of my best online friend, to be honest. It sounds like him.
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." I wish. I haven't seen my mind for a few years now.
"Welcome to Middle-Earth - Now go home" LotR gags. How I love thee.
"Pervy hobbit-fancier" /More/ LotR gags. Yayness. Or yaoi-ness, as I say to a friend. I don't actually like any of the hobbits, so I'm giving this to a friend. Aragorn's my man.
"Nobody does it like Legolas" The LotR gags abound. This one's for my best friend, whom I no longer have anything in common with. She's a huge fan of Legolas, but hates to admit it.
"Do not destroy the world in the first chapter - you will notice you'll need it later" There's an exception to every rule. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Don't panic (I actually own a towel that says that. A /towel/.). 42.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crispy and taste like chicken" Clichéd, but I love it ^^^
"Mobile non-smoking zone" Just to show how much I hate smokers in general.
"I'm best at what I do - and it's not pretty" I have no idea what I'm best at. Moaning and whining? That certainly isn't pretty, I'll tell you that.
"Get something better to read" Finnish magazine gag.
"When in doubt... use a lightsaber" This one kinda sucks.
"Elijah is a ball-faced teen idol" I have to represent my way of thought ^^^
"Will I tell you where to stuff your Orlando Bloom?" 'Nuff said.
At the moment, I just want to... smash stuff. I feel pissed off, even though I have no reason to be pissed off. Hell, my life's fucking perfect compared to the shit some of you have to go through. So why am I complaining?
Because I can? *shrug*
All I want to be is free. And yet, I'm afraid of being alone. Nothing ever happens. I'm going to be sitting in front of the comp for the rest of the summer, watching the last remnants of my life slowly trickle out of me. Whee. Sounds so very promising.
I have a folder on Neopets (keep spelling that Neopest, by the way) that contains mail from one person only. It has over 300 messages in it. I feel like quoting some of the messages he's sent here, but I can't because I don't want to piss him off, too.
...I really don't have anything to write here, because I have no life. Maybe I should stop now.
No, wait, I'll type down the badges I bought during the weekend. They rawk. Nobody's going to read them, yes, but at least they remain here if i happen to lose some of the badges themselves.
"I'm ET - Borrow your cell" Pretty self-explanatory.
"I am with this hobbit ->" More self-explanatory ones.
"Paranoids are just people with all the facts" Yup. So very true.
"I found Jesus! (He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana)" This reminds me of my best online friend, to be honest. It sounds like him.
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." I wish. I haven't seen my mind for a few years now.
"Welcome to Middle-Earth - Now go home" LotR gags. How I love thee.
"Pervy hobbit-fancier" /More/ LotR gags. Yayness. Or yaoi-ness, as I say to a friend. I don't actually like any of the hobbits, so I'm giving this to a friend. Aragorn's my man.
"Nobody does it like Legolas" The LotR gags abound. This one's for my best friend, whom I no longer have anything in common with. She's a huge fan of Legolas, but hates to admit it.
"Do not destroy the world in the first chapter - you will notice you'll need it later" There's an exception to every rule. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Don't panic (I actually own a towel that says that. A /towel/.). 42.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crispy and taste like chicken" Clichéd, but I love it ^^^
"Mobile non-smoking zone" Just to show how much I hate smokers in general.
"I'm best at what I do - and it's not pretty" I have no idea what I'm best at. Moaning and whining? That certainly isn't pretty, I'll tell you that.
"Get something better to read" Finnish magazine gag.
"When in doubt... use a lightsaber" This one kinda sucks.
"Elijah is a ball-faced teen idol" I have to represent my way of thought ^^^
"Will I tell you where to stuff your Orlando Bloom?" 'Nuff said.