Key to the City
Ok...yeah...it's 5am. I should be asleep and will be shortly, but after logging off WoW, I became "inspired" by Idon'tknowfuckingwhat and started doodling in MSpaint.
I'm pretty proud of this. This should be a frightening sign already.
It took longer than I'd like to admit, but that's because I'm a silly perfectionist about silly drawings. And yes, the scale on some stuff is ridiculously off.
For reasons unknown, I was thinking about when the give out Keys to the city. They're so BORING. Large, useless over-sized key that doesn't open any lock and, after given, will just sit on a shelf.
Not THIS key.
I introduce the Key-a-majig 9000!
Note all the beautiful tools and devices it has! You'll never want to leave home without THIS key!
Features include:
- Knife!
- File!
- Alarm Clock!
- Over-sized Compass!
- Duct Tape Dispenser!
- Spray bottle (filled either with hairspray or holy water...holy water shown)!
- Preserved Thick-cut bacon, for fending off hungry lion/bear/dog attacks or for a convenient on-the-go snack!
- Chainsaw, for fending off pesky zombie attacks or for cutting things on the go!
- Mandolin, for slicing thin cut veggies or cheese!
- Flamethrower (great for starting fires or fending off infantry)!
- Sonic Screwdriver (never can tell when you need to ward off Daleks)!
- Time Traveling capability thanks to a flux-capacitor (only requires minor amounts of plutonium)!
- I-Phone (look...if all the other stuff breaks, you're going to need to call for help. Includes headphones, so you can listen to some tasty jams)!
Now THAT'S a way a city should honor someone...with that giant bundle of increaditasticness!
I'm pretty proud of this. This should be a frightening sign already.
It took longer than I'd like to admit, but that's because I'm a silly perfectionist about silly drawings. And yes, the scale on some stuff is ridiculously off.
For reasons unknown, I was thinking about when the give out Keys to the city. They're so BORING. Large, useless over-sized key that doesn't open any lock and, after given, will just sit on a shelf.
Not THIS key.
I introduce the Key-a-majig 9000!
Note all the beautiful tools and devices it has! You'll never want to leave home without THIS key!
Features include:
- Knife!
- File!
- Alarm Clock!
- Over-sized Compass!
- Duct Tape Dispenser!
- Spray bottle (filled either with hairspray or holy water...holy water shown)!
- Preserved Thick-cut bacon, for fending off hungry lion/bear/dog attacks or for a convenient on-the-go snack!
- Chainsaw, for fending off pesky zombie attacks or for cutting things on the go!
- Mandolin, for slicing thin cut veggies or cheese!
- Flamethrower (great for starting fires or fending off infantry)!
- Sonic Screwdriver (never can tell when you need to ward off Daleks)!
- Time Traveling capability thanks to a flux-capacitor (only requires minor amounts of plutonium)!
- I-Phone (look...if all the other stuff breaks, you're going to need to call for help. Includes headphones, so you can listen to some tasty jams)!
Now THAT'S a way a city should honor someone...with that giant bundle of increaditasticness!