Sandstone 1051
Ludwig approaches Jan Smallhammer.
"Jan, I..I need some advice"
"What is it, Lud?"
"I always thought Persephone was my friend. Then...
"Well, she made a little statue of me."
"So what's the problem? Oh! you mean *little*" Jan smiled knowingly. "Well, we can't all be..."
"Not like that!" Ludwig exclaimed. "It's a perfectly proper statue, it's just....well, you know how I hate roaches? I mean, I don't tell everyone, but you were all there that night on the journey when I couldn't sleep after I found a roach in my tent?"
"Yeah"
"Well, she made this"
Ludwig produced the figurine from under his shirt, and showed it to Jan. He squinted at it, trying to make sense of it for a moment, then he realised...
...and almost burst a blood vessel trying to choke back his laughter.
"Jan, I..I need some advice"
"What is it, Lud?"
"I always thought Persephone was my friend. Then...
"Well, she made a little statue of me."
"So what's the problem? Oh! you mean *little*" Jan smiled knowingly. "Well, we can't all be..."
"Not like that!" Ludwig exclaimed. "It's a perfectly proper statue, it's just....well, you know how I hate roaches? I mean, I don't tell everyone, but you were all there that night on the journey when I couldn't sleep after I found a roach in my tent?"
"Yeah"
"Well, she made this"
Ludwig produced the figurine from under his shirt, and showed it to Jan. He squinted at it, trying to make sense of it for a moment, then he realised...
...and almost burst a blood vessel trying to choke back his laughter.