Roommate Issues
I'm totally a team player and have loved all my roommates so far, but this current one....
DRIVES ME INSANE!
She's just like my batchmate/former friend. Naive and idiotic plus her head is in space.
It's a wonder she doesn't use her Mandarin skills to make other friends, instead of following me around and pestering me ALL DAY LONG. Now every time I look at her, I want to punch her in the face.
Stupidity sample #1:
Every Wed, we have a class field trip and we assemble at 8:30am in the morning. Last week, we had no problem. She woke up at 7am and got ready (she has a lot of dressing up ceremonies) and I woke up at 7:30am. Today I woke up at same time, thinking she was already up. But no, she woke up to my alarm and raced to the bathroom. Then she FINISHED ALL THE HOT WATER by taking a bath for 15 minutes with all that hot water. After that, she stepped out at 7:50am, put on her tank top and underwear and went in her bed and sat and cuddled in her sheets. She actually watched me go in the bathroom. So I go in, take a shower, only to find out that the water I can only get is LUKEWARM. So I yell, "F*CK!!!! NO MORE HOT WATER!" as loudly as I can. I quickly shower, finish and step out FUMING.
She goes, "I'm sorry! It's totally my fault! I didn't realize how much I used."
Still fuming, I took her apology. Was going to let it slide but her next question got smoke out of my ears to come out. "What did we do last week?"
I said "We went to Ancient Culture. Duh"
And she said "no, when we got ready."
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME??? YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID LAST WEEK?
So I said, "You got up at 7am cause you have a lot of hair stuff that you do."
"Oh."
"Didn't you set your alarm?"
"I did.."
At this point, she is also a liar. I didn't hear her alarm go off. I normally hear it.
"Oh next week, you should go first." she says.
"You think?" So still fuming, I get dressed and race out (even though I know she's waiting to go with me). She follows me out of the hotel and it's cloudy and drizzling so she sticks next to me as I take out my umbrella.
I turn to her angrily. "Shouldn't you bring your umbrella?!"
She gives me that doe-eyed stupid look I hate. "Is that necessary?"
"Is using all the hot water necessary? Is it hot and sunny outside?! WHAT A QUESTION. If I were you, I'd go get it now since you're just outside the hotel rather than going all the way to school and getting rained out!!!!"
She hesitates. And before she says anything else, I run away, far away from her, to school.
Stupidity sample#2:
I spend all day outside, knowing that she went back to the hotel after the field trip. I return at 4pm and she's not there so I study. She comes in 30 minutes later, sees me studying, and decides to COPY ME. I let it slide but at 6pm when it's starting to get dark and I'm charging my MAc, she's like, "Is your Mac finished charging? It's kind of dark here.."
I slam my book to close and throw it on my bed. and I take out my comp from the outlet and put it away.
"Didn't you study this afternoon? You were here all afternoon..."
"Oh I didn't....I had to go to the bank..." but she went to the bank a few minutes after she entered the first time and came back to study.
"Later." I say.
"Where are you going?"
"To dinner."
"With whom?" she replies, waiting for me to invite her.
"With myself."
PLEASE GOD. I'm going to jail before I get home because I might kill her.
I mistakenly invited her to Beijing, but tomorrow, I am telling her that she is officially UNINVITED.
DRIVES ME INSANE!
She's just like my batchmate/former friend. Naive and idiotic plus her head is in space.
It's a wonder she doesn't use her Mandarin skills to make other friends, instead of following me around and pestering me ALL DAY LONG. Now every time I look at her, I want to punch her in the face.
Stupidity sample #1:
Every Wed, we have a class field trip and we assemble at 8:30am in the morning. Last week, we had no problem. She woke up at 7am and got ready (she has a lot of dressing up ceremonies) and I woke up at 7:30am. Today I woke up at same time, thinking she was already up. But no, she woke up to my alarm and raced to the bathroom. Then she FINISHED ALL THE HOT WATER by taking a bath for 15 minutes with all that hot water. After that, she stepped out at 7:50am, put on her tank top and underwear and went in her bed and sat and cuddled in her sheets. She actually watched me go in the bathroom. So I go in, take a shower, only to find out that the water I can only get is LUKEWARM. So I yell, "F*CK!!!! NO MORE HOT WATER!" as loudly as I can. I quickly shower, finish and step out FUMING.
She goes, "I'm sorry! It's totally my fault! I didn't realize how much I used."
Still fuming, I took her apology. Was going to let it slide but her next question got smoke out of my ears to come out. "What did we do last week?"
I said "We went to Ancient Culture. Duh"
And she said "no, when we got ready."
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME??? YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID LAST WEEK?
So I said, "You got up at 7am cause you have a lot of hair stuff that you do."
"Oh."
"Didn't you set your alarm?"
"I did.."
At this point, she is also a liar. I didn't hear her alarm go off. I normally hear it.
"Oh next week, you should go first." she says.
"You think?" So still fuming, I get dressed and race out (even though I know she's waiting to go with me). She follows me out of the hotel and it's cloudy and drizzling so she sticks next to me as I take out my umbrella.
I turn to her angrily. "Shouldn't you bring your umbrella?!"
She gives me that doe-eyed stupid look I hate. "Is that necessary?"
"Is using all the hot water necessary? Is it hot and sunny outside?! WHAT A QUESTION. If I were you, I'd go get it now since you're just outside the hotel rather than going all the way to school and getting rained out!!!!"
She hesitates. And before she says anything else, I run away, far away from her, to school.
Stupidity sample#2:
I spend all day outside, knowing that she went back to the hotel after the field trip. I return at 4pm and she's not there so I study. She comes in 30 minutes later, sees me studying, and decides to COPY ME. I let it slide but at 6pm when it's starting to get dark and I'm charging my MAc, she's like, "Is your Mac finished charging? It's kind of dark here.."
I slam my book to close and throw it on my bed. and I take out my comp from the outlet and put it away.
"Didn't you study this afternoon? You were here all afternoon..."
"Oh I didn't....I had to go to the bank..." but she went to the bank a few minutes after she entered the first time and came back to study.
"Later." I say.
"Where are you going?"
"To dinner."
"With whom?" she replies, waiting for me to invite her.
"With myself."
PLEASE GOD. I'm going to jail before I get home because I might kill her.
I mistakenly invited her to Beijing, but tomorrow, I am telling her that she is officially UNINVITED.