One Crazie + Another Crazie = AWESOME.
So the EPICALLY LOVELY elfin_miss had a VERY bad day yesterday. as did lots of other people. So we're talking and i mention how desperate I am for a Franklin and Dru story.Again as are many people.So.... I made one. Kim gave me the challenge to have Dru mentioning a gingerbread house and for scones to be in the mix some how. So.. here it is:
Dru smiles. Her fairies have told her a delightful story of a pack of wonderful gnomes and the man who works with them. She strolls through the town until she comes to a lit up square building. “The gnomes are at work in the gingerbread house!” she squeals in excitement. She hurries inside knowing a good time is to be had.
She hurries down the corridor mutter “The hanged man cannot have too much fun or the fairies shall not get to enjoy the party. The princess wants to dance.” She turns into a big room with open doors. People are cowering by the far wall as a man with dark hair screams at them. “Oh! Miss Edith will be so sad she missed the wonderful ball! That is what she gets for telling lies about the prince playing in the Sun.” She claps her hands in glee and begins to dance her way into the room.
“Where the bloody fuck do you get off acting like I’M the one whose craz- oh hello miss.“ The man has turned and now is staring at the strange woman who is dancing by herself. “What a wonderful purse!” Dru croons. The man stares at her and then down at the severed human head he is brandishing in his left hand. “Look now this bastard deserved it. He was being…. Racist. I KNOW I WON THOSE SCONES IN THIS MOCKERY OF A CAKE WALK.IT’S BECAUSE I’M BRITISH RIGHT? Oh ….I see.“
His face softens. “Your afraid I’ll judge them. It’s ok. They’re not for me. You see I have different... preferences. “ He flashes his fangs. They’re a gift for my neighbor Mrs. Joans. Hullo Mrs. J! “ He waves at a small old women who is sobbing. In the process he accidentally throws the head into the crowd. “See what you asses have done? YOU MADE AN OLD LADY CRY!”
Dru smiles at the man. “What a wonderful party you are having. All the little cakes sitting in a row. The rabbit shall pour the tea because the little lamb is in trouble. May I have the first bite? As Dru shifts to game face.” I’ve been an awfully good girl.” She smiles prettily and sways some more. A women screams at the sight of Dru’s face.
“Hey now none of that! She’s been right nice asking if she can join us! You know what I don’t even know why I bother. You horrible people just wont stop. It HURTS ME IT DOES! Just because our accents are different then yours you got to be so… CRUEL!” the man sobs., “I don’t really have a choice do I? Your just gonna hurt some poor girl well... It makes me angry. I think you need to be taught a lesson. “ He Grabs a man and bites him. Dru stops dancing and sings, “the gnomes want a party. The fairies shall not be undone!” She to grabs a poor soul and beings feasting. Once the massacre is over the man walks over to Dru. . He wipes his hand over his bloody mouth and then extends it to her. “I don’t feel we’ve been properly introduced. I’m Franklin.”
To this day Jackson Middle School has yet to get the blood stains out of the gyms ceiling.
Well... there you go. Hope you liked it! Soon elfin_miss will be making an awesome manip/banner. I would love some other people to make some as well! if you want to let me know.
Dru smiles. Her fairies have told her a delightful story of a pack of wonderful gnomes and the man who works with them. She strolls through the town until she comes to a lit up square building. “The gnomes are at work in the gingerbread house!” she squeals in excitement. She hurries inside knowing a good time is to be had.
She hurries down the corridor mutter “The hanged man cannot have too much fun or the fairies shall not get to enjoy the party. The princess wants to dance.” She turns into a big room with open doors. People are cowering by the far wall as a man with dark hair screams at them. “Oh! Miss Edith will be so sad she missed the wonderful ball! That is what she gets for telling lies about the prince playing in the Sun.” She claps her hands in glee and begins to dance her way into the room.
“Where the bloody fuck do you get off acting like I’M the one whose craz- oh hello miss.“ The man has turned and now is staring at the strange woman who is dancing by herself. “What a wonderful purse!” Dru croons. The man stares at her and then down at the severed human head he is brandishing in his left hand. “Look now this bastard deserved it. He was being…. Racist. I KNOW I WON THOSE SCONES IN THIS MOCKERY OF A CAKE WALK.IT’S BECAUSE I’M BRITISH RIGHT? Oh ….I see.“
His face softens. “Your afraid I’ll judge them. It’s ok. They’re not for me. You see I have different... preferences. “ He flashes his fangs. They’re a gift for my neighbor Mrs. Joans. Hullo Mrs. J! “ He waves at a small old women who is sobbing. In the process he accidentally throws the head into the crowd. “See what you asses have done? YOU MADE AN OLD LADY CRY!”
Dru smiles at the man. “What a wonderful party you are having. All the little cakes sitting in a row. The rabbit shall pour the tea because the little lamb is in trouble. May I have the first bite? As Dru shifts to game face.” I’ve been an awfully good girl.” She smiles prettily and sways some more. A women screams at the sight of Dru’s face.
“Hey now none of that! She’s been right nice asking if she can join us! You know what I don’t even know why I bother. You horrible people just wont stop. It HURTS ME IT DOES! Just because our accents are different then yours you got to be so… CRUEL!” the man sobs., “I don’t really have a choice do I? Your just gonna hurt some poor girl well... It makes me angry. I think you need to be taught a lesson. “ He Grabs a man and bites him. Dru stops dancing and sings, “the gnomes want a party. The fairies shall not be undone!” She to grabs a poor soul and beings feasting. Once the massacre is over the man walks over to Dru. . He wipes his hand over his bloody mouth and then extends it to her. “I don’t feel we’ve been properly introduced. I’m Franklin.”
To this day Jackson Middle School has yet to get the blood stains out of the gyms ceiling.
Well... there you go. Hope you liked it! Soon elfin_miss will be making an awesome manip/banner. I would love some other people to make some as well! if you want to let me know.