Procrastination is like masturbation, it's awesome until you realize you're just fucking yourself...
So instead of studying for my Social Psych final, and writing two papers that are due (actually one was due two and a half weeks ago...seriously), I've been procrastinating by coughing, reading my friend's LJ's (I'm turning into an actual loser) and taking a Daria test like five times. This was the fucking result I got:
Which Daria charactar are you?
Brittany
Like....hi! Yeah, you're a ditz. But you're such a cute one!
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It's not fair though. I took it seriously five times to try to change my results and it wouldnt change. So finally I just lied in my answers and got Daria - and I'm obviously nothing like her. UGH. The questions are so biased - I mean they asked my favorite color and movie, and the possible choices were Pink and Clueless, respectively. I mean the other answers to choose from were like "gray, black, yellow, red, green" - umm, no. For the movies, it was like "Saving Private Ryan, black and white silent films, etc." I LOVE Clueless. Why does that make me a ditz? This test is prejudice!!!!!
Yeah, so finals week is making me it's bitch. "Like crawling on the floor, slapping my ass, saying I'll be a good girl kind of bitch." But who cares. I'm going to be an actress, right?
Some of you may be asking, "what's with all the posting lately, Melissa?" I have been asking myself that, too. I think it stems from self-realizations and epiphanies - but mostly it's just stalling doing any sort of productive work.
Something I have noticed about myself is that I always want what I can't have. This applies to most things, but not all. I have a bad case of "the grass is always greener..." syndrome. Anyone have any remedies? Thanks much.
Also, how fucking good is Orbit gum? I'm kinda sketched out by it... I mean how can they possibly make gum that lasts THAT long? The flavor is, like, infinite. I don't get it. Every time I chew it (which is often), I find myself thinking about how such flavor is possible. And it TORTURES me.
You think you know?? You have no idea.
This is the Diary Of Melissa Nicole Bayern.
Ha - some day I might actually say that on MTV.
Which Daria charactar are you?
Brittany
Like....hi! Yeah, you're a ditz. But you're such a cute one!
Click Here to Take This Quiz
Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.
It's not fair though. I took it seriously five times to try to change my results and it wouldnt change. So finally I just lied in my answers and got Daria - and I'm obviously nothing like her. UGH. The questions are so biased - I mean they asked my favorite color and movie, and the possible choices were Pink and Clueless, respectively. I mean the other answers to choose from were like "gray, black, yellow, red, green" - umm, no. For the movies, it was like "Saving Private Ryan, black and white silent films, etc." I LOVE Clueless. Why does that make me a ditz? This test is prejudice!!!!!
Yeah, so finals week is making me it's bitch. "Like crawling on the floor, slapping my ass, saying I'll be a good girl kind of bitch." But who cares. I'm going to be an actress, right?
Some of you may be asking, "what's with all the posting lately, Melissa?" I have been asking myself that, too. I think it stems from self-realizations and epiphanies - but mostly it's just stalling doing any sort of productive work.
Something I have noticed about myself is that I always want what I can't have. This applies to most things, but not all. I have a bad case of "the grass is always greener..." syndrome. Anyone have any remedies? Thanks much.
Also, how fucking good is Orbit gum? I'm kinda sketched out by it... I mean how can they possibly make gum that lasts THAT long? The flavor is, like, infinite. I don't get it. Every time I chew it (which is often), I find myself thinking about how such flavor is possible. And it TORTURES me.
You think you know?? You have no idea.
This is the Diary Of Melissa Nicole Bayern.
Ha - some day I might actually say that on MTV.