MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in
               the living room and I said to them, 'I
             never want to live in a vegetative state,
                dependent on some machine and fluids
             from a bottle. If that ever happens, just
                          pull the plug.'

They ( Read more... )

> Today I wish you a day of ordinary miracles

> ~ A fresh pot of coffee you didn't make yourself...
> An unexpected phone call from an old friend ....
> Green stoplights on your way to work...
> The fastest line at the grocery store...
> A good sing-along song on the radio...
> Your keys found right where you left them.

Subject: Westjet

A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines
from Ottawa to Calgary. The boy, who had been quietly looking out
the window, turned to his mother and said, 'If big dogs have baby
dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have
baby airplanes?'

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask
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"Occasionally, however, Page was persuaded to visit the Sunset Boulevard penthouse offices of her agents at CMG Worldwide to autograph pinups of herself in the post-World War II years of her prime. The agency controls her image and those of Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, among others.

During one such event in early 2006, Page needed about 10 ( Read more... )

Hubby forwarded me an email joke this morning. Should I read into it? ;)

An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy in the head without ( Read more... )

"  Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who
purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted
this:   "

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

Anyone else for a nap ( or a shot of rum) after that one?  T3's are extra

Are you stumped on buying your loved one that special gift? 
     Found yourself debating on that beautiful new high end dual bag vacuum cleaner?

Before you express your love with something that sucks...   watch this public service message.

And Please...  be safe out there.

Yesterday I posted a copy of the circulating email on store closures.  From the hidden shaddows of LJ Annonymous Posters came the reply " Before you continue play your craptastic part in the demise of the economy, please do check your facts....all of them." (chuckles)  wow.  I have some pretty awesome super powers that I can personally be the "  ( Read more... )

I have very mixed feelings on Gift Cards that have become so prolific in this day and age.  I have been known to use them in a gift basket to round out a themed gift, or to enclose in a card I am sending as a Pick-me-up letter.  So this arrives in my email box and I almost delete it as junk.  Then realise it has some merit and well... another ( Read more... )