When A Stranger Calls
Last night I was babysitting. Which is cool, because when I say "babysitting" I mean, "getting paid to play video games with a couple little kids". In the middle of me crushing these children in Smash Bros. the house phone rang. The caller ID said "Unknown Number". When I answered a strange voice said, "Have you checked the children?" I said, "No, I don't have to. They are right in front of me." "Oh. Oops!" said the voice, "Wrong house. I'm not killing you. Hahaha, man, how strange that I called another babysitter! That's crazy. Hahahaha! Well, I'll let you go, I've got some callin' and decapatatin' to do! Have a nice night." "Oh, thanks. You too," I said. I then hung up the phone and went back to playing video games with the kids.