Beware the Bathroom Zombie
Every now and then you will hear a preview or trailer for a scary movie and it will have quotes from critics saying something like "It will do for phones what Psycho did for showers" or "It will do for sharks what Psycho did for showers" or "It will do for old people what Psycho did for showers"... Something like that, anyway. And that got me thinking: no bathroom item has every been as scary as the shower. Well I intend to change that!
My movie will do for sinks what Pyscho did for showers. Sometimes in movies someone will be washing their face or something and they will look up to see a scary figure in the mirror above the sink (Cry_Wolf and the new Amittyville Horror have that, just to name a few recent examples), but nothing scary enough happens in that. My movie is going to involve the scariest of all creatures: the zombie. Yup. Zombies. They are dead but not dead, have gross skin, walk funny, and will freakin' eat your brain.
The movie will be called Bathroom Zombie. It is basically going to be an hour and a half (atleast) of just random people (mostly young women, naturally) washing their face or doing something where they happen to look up at the mirror and front of them and BAM there is a creepy zombie right next to them looking at them in the mirror. Then the zombie kills them somehow with crazy violin music playing. And that is it. Over and over and over and over and over and over again. There is my movie. Because of what it will consist of, it has to do for sinks (or bathroom mirrors, I guess) what Psycho did for showers at the least.
My movie, Bathroom Zombie, will involve bathroom, zombies, murder, and suprises. I think it may be the scariest movie ever.
My movie will do for sinks what Pyscho did for showers. Sometimes in movies someone will be washing their face or something and they will look up to see a scary figure in the mirror above the sink (Cry_Wolf and the new Amittyville Horror have that, just to name a few recent examples), but nothing scary enough happens in that. My movie is going to involve the scariest of all creatures: the zombie. Yup. Zombies. They are dead but not dead, have gross skin, walk funny, and will freakin' eat your brain.
The movie will be called Bathroom Zombie. It is basically going to be an hour and a half (atleast) of just random people (mostly young women, naturally) washing their face or doing something where they happen to look up at the mirror and front of them and BAM there is a creepy zombie right next to them looking at them in the mirror. Then the zombie kills them somehow with crazy violin music playing. And that is it. Over and over and over and over and over and over again. There is my movie. Because of what it will consist of, it has to do for sinks (or bathroom mirrors, I guess) what Psycho did for showers at the least.
My movie, Bathroom Zombie, will involve bathroom, zombies, murder, and suprises. I think it may be the scariest movie ever.