On Liberated Buttons

[gibson042]

Formula for humor:

1. Stick your 30-31 inch waist into 34 inch pants (no belt of course; that's not your style)
2. Break the fastening button off of said too-large pants
3. Walk around all day fearing that they will fall off at any minute, as they very well might

At least a concerted effort managed to keep them on my body and not the floor. I ran out to Meijer for a needle and thread, so tomorrow I should be able to walk around without thinking so hard about it. Just thought I'd give everyone a good chuckle.