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Dear USPS tracking,
Don't tell me my package's expected arrival date is today. That's a fucking lie. You know how I know that? Because you sent it to the sorting facility in Brooklyn, that's why.
If you'd routed it through Bethpage like you usually do, then yes, I'd have the package today. In fact, I'd have it in my possession already! But, as it's currently in hipster paradise, I've resigned myself to the fact that I won't be seeing it today, if at all. I've had several packages lost or arrive incredibly late in the past when they've been sent there. Brooklyn's mail sorting facility SUCKS.
At the very best, it will be spending 24 hours there before it goes anywhere. Because, you know, Queens is so fucking far from Brooklyn, right?
With aggravation,
GIVE ME MY PACKAGE ARGH FUCK.
Don't tell me my package's expected arrival date is today. That's a fucking lie. You know how I know that? Because you sent it to the sorting facility in Brooklyn, that's why.
If you'd routed it through Bethpage like you usually do, then yes, I'd have the package today. In fact, I'd have it in my possession already! But, as it's currently in hipster paradise, I've resigned myself to the fact that I won't be seeing it today, if at all. I've had several packages lost or arrive incredibly late in the past when they've been sent there. Brooklyn's mail sorting facility SUCKS.
At the very best, it will be spending 24 hours there before it goes anywhere. Because, you know, Queens is so fucking far from Brooklyn, right?
With aggravation,
GIVE ME MY PACKAGE ARGH FUCK.