All I could think of while watching Castle last night was this:

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Hawaii Five-O's Oprah Lite wasn't much better. I need to stop watching crappy shows just because I like the people in them.

Best case, when Castle gets all serious, it turns into Law & Order. Worst case: this. Still watching, because we're a little behind, but...wait...did he just say VOLKOFF? Tell me he did not just say Volkoff.