" Survey for the "Elderly""
Survey for the elderly lol!
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
So, basically this question is implying that there are bills that people actually LIKE to pay?
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Uh, I guess when we went to Epcot, the lighting was dim and stuff. What is considered "romantic"?
3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
No, not really.
4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I would tell my younger self to NEVER eat McDonald's food. Maybe then I wouldn't be fat. Or maybe I'd be fatter. Or dead. That's the thing about changing your timeline.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
I have no idea.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I really should be attempting to go to bed, but I know I won't fall asleep, so why bother?
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
I wanted to be a fashion desinger in Paris.
8. How many colleges have you attended?
none
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
I had to work today, so a red shirt it was!
10. GAS PRICES?
Go up every year, just like EVERYTHING else. Why does everyone act all surprised?
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning.
Damn it, I don't want to go!
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I hope I set the alarm.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
They don't call them CHORES for nothing.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
HELL NO!
18. Get up early or sleep in?
SLEEP IN!
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Ariel, the little mermaid
20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Come home to them.
21. Have you found real love yet?
God, I hope so! :/
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I don't feel old, really.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
The Secret of the Sword
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
I don't like lunch meat.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
I DO NOT SHOP AT SAM'S CLUB
26. Beach or lake?
neither!
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No,I don't think that specifically.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Hersheypark Shows
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
none, this is stupid! I thought this was supposed to be NOT like the High School goofy questions?!
31. What's your drink?
water
32. Cowboys or Indians?
BOTH
33. Cops or Robbers?
BOTH
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
NO ONE
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Wink 104
36. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff, I guess?
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
none
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I don't sit at work, and neither does anyone else.
40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Orlando Bloom, for no specific reason, other than all the women who would be jealous of me!
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
I have not
44. Last book you read for real?
Fairy Dust and the Quest for the Egg
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have many teddy bears!
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I don't brush my teeth in strange places.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco
48. Do you go to church?
Not as often as I would like.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
NEW CAREER!
50. Just how OLD are you?
28
(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
So, basically this question is implying that there are bills that people actually LIKE to pay?
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Uh, I guess when we went to Epcot, the lighting was dim and stuff. What is considered "romantic"?
3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
No, not really.
4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I would tell my younger self to NEVER eat McDonald's food. Maybe then I wouldn't be fat. Or maybe I'd be fatter. Or dead. That's the thing about changing your timeline.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
I have no idea.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I really should be attempting to go to bed, but I know I won't fall asleep, so why bother?
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
I wanted to be a fashion desinger in Paris.
8. How many colleges have you attended?
none
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
I had to work today, so a red shirt it was!
10. GAS PRICES?
Go up every year, just like EVERYTHING else. Why does everyone act all surprised?
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning.
Damn it, I don't want to go!
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I hope I set the alarm.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
They don't call them CHORES for nothing.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
HELL NO!
18. Get up early or sleep in?
SLEEP IN!
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Ariel, the little mermaid
20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Come home to them.
21. Have you found real love yet?
God, I hope so! :/
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I don't feel old, really.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
The Secret of the Sword
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
I don't like lunch meat.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
I DO NOT SHOP AT SAM'S CLUB
26. Beach or lake?
neither!
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No,I don't think that specifically.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Hersheypark Shows
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
none, this is stupid! I thought this was supposed to be NOT like the High School goofy questions?!
31. What's your drink?
water
32. Cowboys or Indians?
BOTH
33. Cops or Robbers?
BOTH
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
NO ONE
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Wink 104
36. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff, I guess?
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
none
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I don't sit at work, and neither does anyone else.
40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Orlando Bloom, for no specific reason, other than all the women who would be jealous of me!
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
I have not
44. Last book you read for real?
Fairy Dust and the Quest for the Egg
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have many teddy bears!
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I don't brush my teeth in strange places.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco
48. Do you go to church?
Not as often as I would like.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
NEW CAREER!
50. Just how OLD are you?
28