Absolutely Unreasonably Lame
I was in the East Library the other day to look for "The Giver", cuz I have to read that for class to simulate fuckin' literature circles (it's not my fault), and I happened to see they had an anime section. Right next to the Bleach and the Inuyasha was YAOI. A fucking Yaoi book. Like, I think one of the big high-school boy-boy romance ones. Children section. Nobody will even give it a second glance (Cuz it's anime, it's all crazy and all Japanese to me, right?), but they have a kid's book that talks about 'scrotums' and people are shitting bricks.
Totally sweet.
Also, this big fucking blizzard....what the hell? Where was my 5-8 inches of snow tonight, 3-6 tomorrow, 1-2 tomorrow night? We got like...goddamn 2 inches, MAYBE. All that talk, all that worry, and it wasn't anything more than strange sticky shit and some wind. Pathetic.
However, a Florida guy was hanging out with us at the bar tonight, one of Ryan's friend's friends, and he hadn't been in anything like this before. He kept saying stuff like "Man, my friends wouldn't believe I'd be out in this shit!" saying he brings out the space heater when it's 50 degrees. He bought us a round of shots and we toasted to it. Little does he know, it was an absolutely pathetic storm. Blizzard my ass. No fun at all. I seem to recall it saying it was supposed to be snowing like whoa today. Stupid weather.com. Stupid blizzard. Stupid whatever.
Totally sweet.
Also, this big fucking blizzard....what the hell? Where was my 5-8 inches of snow tonight, 3-6 tomorrow, 1-2 tomorrow night? We got like...goddamn 2 inches, MAYBE. All that talk, all that worry, and it wasn't anything more than strange sticky shit and some wind. Pathetic.
However, a Florida guy was hanging out with us at the bar tonight, one of Ryan's friend's friends, and he hadn't been in anything like this before. He kept saying stuff like "Man, my friends wouldn't believe I'd be out in this shit!" saying he brings out the space heater when it's 50 degrees. He bought us a round of shots and we toasted to it. Little does he know, it was an absolutely pathetic storm. Blizzard my ass. No fun at all. I seem to recall it saying it was supposed to be snowing like whoa today. Stupid weather.com. Stupid blizzard. Stupid whatever.