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RATE YOUR CHARACTER'S…STRENGTH: ★★★☆☆☆
SPEED: ★★★★★★
INTELLIGENCE: ★★★★★★
WILLPOWER: ★★★★★★
CHARISMA: ★★☆☆☆☆
ENDURANCE: ★★★★★☆
LUCK: ★★★★★☆
MENTAL STABILITY: ★★★☆☆☆
EMOTIONAL STABILITY: ★★★☆☆☆
PHYSICAL STABILITY: ★★★★★☆
RATE YOUR CHARACTER'S ABILITIES IN…CLOSE RANGE COMBAT: ★★★☆☆☆
CLOSE RANGE WEAPONRY: ★★★★☆☆
MID/LONG RANGE WEAPONRY: ★★★☆☆☆
COMMUNICATIONS: is this a fucking joke
SURVIVAL SKILLS: ★☆☆☆☆☆
SCIENCES: ★★★★★★
ENGINEERING: ★★★★★★
MEDICINE: ★★★★★★
MECHANICS: ★★★★★★
LEADERSHIP: ★★★☆☆☆
POLITICS: ★★★★★★
TECHNOLOGY: ★★★★★★
TRADE: ★★★☆☆☆
THE ARTS: ★★★★☆☆
ALCOHOL: ★★★★★☆
DATING: ★☆☆☆☆☆
SEX: 67 year old virgin.
INTIMACY: ★★★☆☆☆
BODY & APPEARANCE.
⒈ Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?
rufu is hot and has like azn eyes cuz i guess he's got some azn in him cuz isla yura's an azn sounding name. he's like a centimeter shorter than break but he probably weighs more tbh like rufus just does not move and he gorges himself on fucking pocky and other weeaboo foods. he's hot, okay, like imagine if shakira was a man. that's all i need to say on the matter.
⒉ How old is he?
OLD AND FUCK YOU IM NOT EXPLAINING THE FUCKING AGING BULLSHIT W/ CHAINS AND SHIT FOR PANDA TORTURE GO WIKIPEDIA IT YOURSELF. no for real though rufus is like 67 but he's ~*30something*~ and fucks like he's 18. HAHAHAHAHAHAA
⒊ Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch?
HE'S FOREVRE SITTING I DONT KNWO WHAT HIS FUCKING POSTURE IS LIKE. i imagine he stands all straight and tall and stuff cuz he's an uppity bitch who thinks he's like queen of the 4 dookey houses andi guess he is like none of them like him so its like welp. what was the question again
⒋ How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?
rufus is asian so he is aging pretty gracefully if i do say so myself. he gets up at fucking 5am to jog like i mean JUST LOOK AT THOSE LEGS HE COULD CRUSH A WALNUT WITH HIS THIGHS TBH and he's rich and very Supple looking so he probably takes very good care of his skin. i'm asian and i take good care of my skin so obviously rufus is the same way.
⒌ How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?
he doesn't.
but when he actually does he's graceful like a cat/eagle/butterfly. very slowly. with precision. so very elgantly too.....he just like flows you know??? he's perfect.
⒍ How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?
RUFUS IS SO FUCKING HOT FUCK YOU ALL OKAY.
no one makes a mention of being attracted to/repelled by his looks and he doesnt really have an A+ personality so it's like what do you want me to say about this dude really.
⒎ Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?
rufus is so pale and white dude. he probably moontans like he's THAT pale. not pasty and gross but it's the hot kind of pale you see in anime and fanfics and stuff. trust me he's hot. no scars or craters or w/e either he's seriously this like unflawed goddess of beauty.
⒏ Describe his hair: color, texture, style.
rufus has looooong ass hair + a cute little ahoge. he has this dumb like piece of his bangs that goes between hsi eyes all dramatically, im going to assume its a stubborn hair because im asian and i have a stubborn hair so obviously he has to have one too cuz i know everything about other asians. see why i rp him?? we're p muc hthe same person. but yeah his hair is like up past his butt and its long and bright red. his hair is if like silk and egyptian linen and velvet and clouds all fused together into the perfect soft material. his hair's softness puts tempurpedic memory foam to shame. it's that soft. and it's dead straight too. like it just is. it's pretty tho.
⒐ What color are his eyes?
black like his heart. he has almond eyes cuz like ive been telling you he's azn.
⒑ Does the character have any other noteworthy features?
not really tbh he carries a gay little fan with him that he uses as a weapon on unsuspecting teenaged boys and break's butt but other than that he's just. kind of. hot all around w/o relying on gimicks and shit.
⒒ What are his chief tension centers?
his hips, his lower back, his pelvic region and his head. LMAO FOR REAL THOUGH he's forever sitting and reading and he has to exercise to maintain his hot figure+avoid pelvic distortion WHICH IS A LEGIT CONCERN OKAY so he's just like ugh my back and my butt omg my hips..... and of course he reads/thinks a lot, sometimes in inappropriate lighting, hence ungodly migraines. he likes massages. you should give him one.
⒓ What is the character's wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit?
im sure he'd wear designer if he was a real person. he likes flowy airy stuff that screams elegant, i guess thats the easiest way to describe hsi style. Elegant. he wears some pretty high heels for a dude so he obvs cares about his shoes man. he's usually either wearing a stupid like poncho-thing or a kimono in art and stuff so idk. he's a classy asian, i really cannot elaborate any further than that.
⒔ Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them?
well i mean theyre flattering so yeah i would say so. except the poncho i dont like the poncho too much.
⒕ Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences?
NO DUDE HE'S RICH OKAY HE HAS ENOUGH FUCKING MONEY TO BUY A BUNC HOF CLOTHES APPROPRIATE FOR EACH OCCASION HIS CLOTHES HAVE AN ORIENTAL/EASTERN/EXOTIC THEME TO THEM PLEASE STOP ASKING ME ABOUT HIS FUCKING WARDROBE.
⒖ You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?
rufus wears panties fuck you
just kidding he doesnt rly wear underwear like his pants are too tight and its just a bother. maybe he has some like novelty chanel undies lying around for occasions where he cant have hsi balls hanging out but like come on now lets be real, what are the chances of him being invited anywhere by anyone where he'd need to worry about htat
SPEECH.
⒈What does this character's voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?
i dont know i havent watched his part in the anime yet. its rly deep in my head though so i hope im right.
⒉ How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate?
like a formal uppity bitch.
⒊ Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?
NO.
⒋ What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency?
I DONT KNOW, ENGLISH, JAPANESE AND GUAN CHINESE.
⒌ Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations?
no way are you kidding this is pandora hearts not weeaboostories@tumblr. he speaks mostly english and just kind of Knows the other languages cuz he makes it a habit to fuckin know everything dude. i guess if you spoke at him he'd understand and hold a convo w/ you but why would you do that.
⒍ Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words?
yes idk how to elaborate on this further like yeah generally he's a p good improptu speaker
⒎ Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?
YES HE'S ELOQUENT HE'S RUFUS BARMA. he might talk like a stupid whiny baby when he's being you know a stupid whiny baby which he is prone to when he isnt getting his way/what he wants but that should go w/o saying.
MENTAL & EMOTIONAL.
⒈ How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart?
rufus is extremely smart okay like he doesnt know shit about ppl and their feelings other than how to crush them but when it comes to factual knowledge and skills and just being up in everyones business he is like the be all end all motherfucker to go to for knowledge. he LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEES collecting information, its kind of his Thing. because he has so much shit memorized and can comprehend so many different like things in every subject/field imaginable, he's just intensely smart cuz his minds always at work. HE'S AS SMART AS WIKIPEDIA OKAY LIKE NOT EVEN KIDDING he's smart. and he knows how to read ppl okayish and he's not awkward about it but he doesnt really Get them and he does not give a shit. he likes other weird ppl he can tease and get a reaction out of ok
⒊ Describe the character's thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?
hes rly logical and like i said he knows a lot of shit so he just kind of sticks to what he knows. which is everything. he's only adventurous when he's comfortable w/ it and can control the situation. he's a huge fucking spoiled baby.
⒋ What kind of education has the character had?
THE BEST OF THE BEST DUDE HE HAD LIKE PRIVATE TUTORS AND WAS SURROUNDED BY SMART PEOPLE AND HES ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN LEARNING AND HAS A SPONGY POROUS ABSORBANT BRAIN THIS SHOULDNT EVEN BE HEADCANON IT SHOULD BE LEGIT CANON CUZ LIKE COME ON DUDE SERIOUSLY.
⒌ What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about?
HE
KNOWS
EVERYTHING
IM LIKE 99% SURE HE CAN ATTEMPT ANYTHING OR AT LEAST SPEW TRIVIA ON WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ASK HIM AND IF HE DOESNT KNOW SOMETHING HE WILL MAKE POUTY FACES AND IGNORE YOU UNTIL HE CAN FIGURE IT OUT STOP ASKING THIS FUCKING QUESTION
⒍ Is he an introvert or an extrovert?
HE HAS NO FRIENDS SO HES KIND OF AN INTROVERT BUT HE HAS NO PROBLEM TALKING TO PEOPLE HE JUST WOULD RATHER NOT.
⒎ Describe the character's temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?
hes very driven and cunning and determiend if he has a goal, like rufus HAAAAAATES not getting what he wants even when it comes to petty shit. hes really spoiled like i said. like if he has a goal he is pretty much the last person whose way you wanna stand in, hell stab you and not care. LMAO HE KNOCKED CHERYL'S TEETH OUT JUST BECAUSE HE COULD??? HE COULD HAVE ASKED HER NICELY I DOUBT SHE WOULD HAVE SAID NO BUT HE LIKE BEAT HER UP AND SHES OLD AND SWEET DUDE. and he's done other things id have to canon review to remember the deets of but its like 1am and im not gonna do that rn okay sorry.
but like if he doesnt care or w/e he can be p chill i guess like he kinda gets his panties in a bunch easily tho if u know how to press his buttons and i mean the teasing is just for fun he doesnt like actively hate too many ppl so he's...chill in his...own way...idk...
⒐ Is he more likely to act, or to react?
he's more likely to sit there and be like wtf r u doing than anything tbh LMFAO rufus always thinks b4 he does anything he's not gonna
idk
rush face first into shit like fucking oz dude theres a reason why he's not the protag. HE'S TOO LAZY AND SMARMY AND SHIT
⒑ Which is his default: fight or flight?
his default is laugh at ur dumb ass and then walk away because he's too good for you
⒒ Describe the character's sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?
LMFAO RUFUS LOVES OFFENDING PPL AND UPSETTING THEM AND MAKING THEM MAD/CRY/YELL ETC he loves when people give strong reactions to him pushing their buttons he finds that shit fucking hilarious. he hates people who etiher take well to being teased or dont let it get to them they bore him, so anyone he can make miserable or upset, he will luv. its funny to him. your pain is funny to him. he would like offensive humor like dead bab jokes and shit, but hed be like LMAO YOURE IMMATURE even tho he secretly laughed inside
⒓ Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them?
no he's just an asshole.
⒔ What moments in this character's life have defined his as a person?
idk. im not answering this, meeting cheryl+their promise and forming his contract w/ dodo and getting into pandora i guess.
⒕ What does he fear?
rejection..................................................
no really though like rejection, embarrassment, humiliation, not being in control, hairy spiders, like...just being out of his element and stuff. he Knows everything so why should he ever be like weirded out by something?? thats right he shouldnt be. thats hwo it works in his head idek
idk what happened to #15
⒗ What is something he doesn't want anyone to find out about him?
just like the fact hes p human deep down like he's afraid of the same shit everyone else is and feels the same shit we all feel he just doesnt want to be taken advantage of which is p reasonable considering the company he keeps LMAO PANDORA IS FULL OF ASSHOLES DUDE so he tries to keep shit distant and informal and is just
detached
so to speak
but he has.....feelings too.......he's not sensitive tho fuck that he's a troll through and through
RELATIONSHIPS.
i accidenntally erased #1
⒉ Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?
probably not. he has a hardcore case of only child syndrome aka he's bitchy and entitled and an uppity little overachiever so.
⒊ Are thise othis blood relatives to whom he is close? Are thise ones he can't stand?
not really like theyre all dead or possibly isla yura and idk if u've noticed but isla is fuuuuuuuuuuuuglyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
⒋ Are ther other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them?
he likes cheryl a lot. she's just a beard tho sorry HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
⒌ Who is/was the character's best friend? How did they meet?
LMAO FUCK YOU RUFUS HAS NO FRIENDS HE'S TOO MCUH OF A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG LIKE COME THE FUCK ON WHATS HE GOING TO DO, LET HIS WALLS DOWN AND BE HONEST WITH SOMEONE AND HOPE THEY FIND HIM ENDEARING AND LIKE HIM???? NO THAT'S TOO RISKY HE COULD GET HURT
⒍ Does he have other close friends?
not rly he doesnt really talk to liam tbh LMFAO
⒎ Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people?
he's a friendless loser dude his personality sux
⒏ Which does he consider more important: family or friends?
DUDE
⒐ Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once?
MARRIED 2 INFOCOLLECTING
⒑ Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?
HE LIKS CHERYL BUT SHE'S A BEARD JESUS CHRIST
⒒ Who was his first crush? Who is his latest?
CHERYL FUCKING RAINSWORTH STOP ASKING ABOUT HER
⒓ What does he look for in a romantic partner?
someone who gets his sense of humor and someone who will either spoil him or challenge him, a good combination of both would be ideal to him tho. someone he can boss around but wont be a stupid pushover about it and someoen he can kinda fawn over when hes in the mood for it and someone who likes having their butthole touched. having a shady/dubious past is also a bonus. JUST SOMBUDY WHO LOVES HIM FOR HIM?????? I GUESS????????????? idk he doesnt rly think about it he has info to collect thats way more important
⒔ Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any?
LMAO NO.
⒕ Does he have any rivals or enemies?
LIKE EVERYONE AFTER THIS RECENT CHAPTER TBH
⒖ What is the character's sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the Kinsey scale?
he's a 6 on the kinsey scale cheryl is just a beard prove me wrong.
⒗ How does he feel about sex? How important is it to his?
67 year old virgin
⒘ What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?
im gonna tag jen before i answer this hold on
okay
powerplay is big for him, mostly like light bondage and maybe even a little s&m play. he likes having his hair touched, he likes massages, he likes hugs and being held and shit, he likes phsical contact in genrel i guess, like body worship would make his day. brush his hair for him if he lets u, hell loev u forever. intelligence is a big turn on too he likes his men smart. he likes them kinda skinny too, he likes kisses, he likes foodplay, he likes weaboo shit, he likes uhhhhhhhh getting presents, he likes being spoiled if you treat him like a princess he will be so massively turned on by you, he likes when someone can dominate teh shit out of him in every area but not the act of them actually dominating him its like he likes the idea of keeping someone strong in check if that makes snese cuz in a way it makes him stronger than them in his head
i dont know
he likes mindgames a little bit
idk RUSSIAN ROULETTE IS NOT THE SAME W/O A GUN AND BB WHEN ITS LUV IF ITS NOT ROUGH IT SINT FUN!!!
BELIEFS.
⒈ Do you know your character's astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type?
i made him an aquarius because he's an emotionally volatile pool of water and i made him born year of the dragon because he's a weeaboo and he'd like that. i dont actually have a year picked out tho so. w/e. his burfday can be like idk fucking some time in...in...february or w/e...ill decidfe this shit later god fuck shit
⒉ Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life?
rufus is his own god seriously
⒊ Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?
HAHAHAHAHHAA ARE YOU KIDDING ME RUTHLESS IS FUCKIING RUFUS HE DOESNT EVEN CARE ABOUT ANTHING OR ANYONE HE JUST DOES WHAT HE WATNS HE IS A FREE
BITCH
⒋ How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?
youre stupid and youre wrong. thats how he regards ppl who disagree w/ him.
⒌ What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?
idk none he doesnt
really care
like why should he care information comes from all kinds of sources like in all seriousness he cant be like UHHH I HATE (INSERT RACE OF YOUR CHOICE HERE OR W/E)??? he thinks oz is kidna stupid does that count
DAILY LIFE.
⒈ What is the character's financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?
dude he's a duke
⒉ What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected his?
dude he's a duke
⒊ Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others?
the barma estate obviously and yes it is very beautiful and swag and there are a lot of rooms and a lot of east asian/oriental stle furnitures and shit like he's so rich and into making shit look nice he really likes when things are aesthetically pleasing so just
idk
where im going with this
⒋ Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on?
information, clothes, hair products, weeaboo shit, antiques, snax...shit for his lorikeet...idk...
⒌ What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else?
DUDE HE INHERITED HSI FUCKING MONEY AND HE DEALS INFO DID YOU NOT CATCH THAT THOUGHOUT THIS SURVEY SIERIOUSLY
⒍ What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time?
MAN HE LIKES WEEABOO SHIT SO HE WATCHES ANIME-- IM JUT KIDDING AHHAHAHAHA
no rufus lieks reading and trying on clothes and watching plays and listening to good music and buying shoes and like idk collecitng info i guess thats a hobby and cooking shit and he likes sitting at home and eating cookies in front of the fireplace as he stares up at the ceilin gwondering wh hes such a loser
am i kidding about the last part??? idk
⒎ What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?
rufus can actually cook believe it or not he knows how to make like orange chicken and fried rice and grocery store sushi and walnut shrimp and coconut shrimp and tempura and fucking like melon cakes and stuff. he's really weird. he eats all kinds of food though, he can put that shit away without a problem. he exercises hxc so he eats like a horse, its actually rather unbecoming, but he doesnt eeat a lot in front of other ppl LMAO he wants to maintain his fucking facade of elegance ^_^ HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA he can eat an entire tray of lasagna by himself its true
he likes his alcohol he likes wine and like rum and stuff he jjust likes his alcohol okay he doesnt get piss drunk often but it does happen okay even rufus barma has unclassy moments as hard as that may be to believe
he likes green tea
he isnt too deep into sweet sbut hell eat them if he has to, his favorite is mochi
i dont know what else to put
he just really really likes food
ASSOCIATIONS.
Ⅰ Color?
black, red, white, w/e color fucking rhinestones are
Ⅱ Smell?
love rocks by victoria's secret
Ⅲ Time of day?
late at fucking night
Ⅳ Season?
winter
Ⅴ Book?
wikipedia.org
Ⅵ Music?
versailles, kanon wakeshima, eufonius, aiko, idk shit like that
Ⅶ Place?
on a couch or like outside in really big pretty gardns and shit
Ⅷ Substance?
not cocaine
Ⅸ Plant?
english ivy, magnolias, roses, cherry blossoms
Ⅹ Animal?
birds he likes birds he is like surrounded by birds
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