my friend, christina, that i visited in new york is newly engaged. she's chinese and he's indian. nandi's from japan so she's got lots of relatives that married japanese with these adorable mixed children. all the ones i've seen so far look like little asian babies with big eyes. seems asians have the dominant genes in that relationship. i've even seen little sheik mixes so they look like asian babies with turbans. so cute.
anyways, they were telling me that chinese/indian couples are becoming more and more common, especially in med school. which leads me to conclude that in the next generation, there will be a breed of super genius chinese-indians americans. that's not even gonna be fair. as vince vaughn would say, "it's like fishing with dynamite". you have to admit those chinese and indians are fuckin smart.
did i tell you that i totally broke the fan in my room?
i was putting the duvet cover on my duvet and pulled it up above my head while i was standing on my bed. it hit the blade, the blade fell off, the lightbulb turned off and i screamed. lindsay thought i hit my arm on the blade and shrieked. chaos, i tell you. this was my third day here, and i was already breaking shit. i went to home depot and replaced the arm of the blade. it looks as good as new but when i put the fan on the high setting, the whole thing shakes like it's gonna fall off. shiest.
my friend, anna, sent me a care package full of goodies for late night studying. toffee, taffy, hot chocolate mix, and pure butter cookies. holy crap, PURE BUTTER cookies? although i havent started studying yet, i snuck a little bite and crap, i think i gained another chin. so tasty, so evil.
have you seen dr. phil or oprah shows about kids lately? was i just sheltered in my childhood or are kids way more vicious now? and sexual too? i honestly dont remember kids having sex parties in sixth grade or kids being shoved in urinals and themes of the day being "make (insert name here) die today". jesus, just one more reason not to have children.