Top Ten To-Dos with a Time Machine.
10) Execute elaborate scheme to ensure Crispin Glover reproduces.
9) Kill Mozart to avert horrible Falco song.
8) Give Caesar betrayal-proof toga.
7) Tell Lenny Bruce he's upsetting people, should "go ventriloquist" instead.
6) Return Blockbuster rental w/o incurring late fees.
5) Pied pipe kid Hitler off steep cliff, via trail of delicious apple-strudel.
4) Bronte-themed orgy.
3) "You know, John, maybe Yoko should do the shopping today."
2) Rebuild Jane Austen. Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can make her better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster.
1) Warn Beat Generation about the dangers of drug addiction. Soon after, they turn to hard candy. Ginsberg succumbs to "snickers madness". Burroughs becomes taffy-fiend.
9) Kill Mozart to avert horrible Falco song.
8) Give Caesar betrayal-proof toga.
7) Tell Lenny Bruce he's upsetting people, should "go ventriloquist" instead.
6) Return Blockbuster rental w/o incurring late fees.
5) Pied pipe kid Hitler off steep cliff, via trail of delicious apple-strudel.
4) Bronte-themed orgy.
3) "You know, John, maybe Yoko should do the shopping today."
2) Rebuild Jane Austen. Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can make her better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster.
1) Warn Beat Generation about the dangers of drug addiction. Soon after, they turn to hard candy. Ginsberg succumbs to "snickers madness". Burroughs becomes taffy-fiend.