Why Didn't Someone Think of This Sooner?

[ghedji]

Every year, countless traffic accidents are caused by drivers who think "I can make that yellow!" How many times have you been put in that situation? Having to decide in a matter of milliseconds whether you should floor it or slam on the brakes? It's not only stressful, it's dangerous. But finally, someone has come up with a solution

Comments

[bettyentel]

That was high-quality. And I think teal should be replaced with orange anyway. Not because of logical color sense but because than I can think of Guantanamo everytime I have to stop.

[kittygomeowr]

owie... my brain hurts

[ariadne]

*speeds up and blows through honking horn*

Did I ever tell you that's why I got hit by a flat-bed truck? Yeah. Speeding up on yellow doesn't work when you are on a fuckin' bike.

[destination713]

I love your fake news! I need it on a more regular basis.