The Prime Angles
- not all of these are technically outtakes, but i'm including them because it's in the same universe(or closely related), and it gives you feels, so yeah.
sugar we're going down swinging
(this parallel universe where attractive men walk around ringed by a pink glow and blooming flowers)
("I HAVE FOUND MYSELF IN A SHOJOU MANGA")
firestorm and the rate of fire consumption
(maybe he won't have to spend forever alone after all maybe this is the end for him)
(there is someone ready to take his place someone the world won't miss)
(falling in love with baekhyun is condemning him to loneliness)
(he rules over the dead and if death is just a bit miserable that's what makes life all the more precious)
those glittering instruments
(chanyeol’s body is smooth, sleeves always rolled halfway up his arms, muscles visible through his frequently sweat-soaked dress shirts.)
by the time the bar closes
(“speaking of which,” wu fan shivers, “the qi does not flow very well in this house.”)
and there the grass grows soft and white
(“just wait,” jongin says, pulling his knees up to his chest, “just wait until you find someone to be stupid about.”)
(baekhyun kicks his feet against the fence and wonders whether chanyeol will be there tomorrow. whether his nose is better.)
(sehun rolls his eyes and hops off of the wall. “i’ll handle it. now let’s get back before your grandpa eats all the stuff we got for dinner.”)
a succession of kings
(“you should have more respect for the future leader of this country,” junmyeon says tiredly. underneath the table, jongdae slides his foot up junmyeon’s leg.)
(“I’m so sorry, your Royal Pain in the Arseness, please continue pampering me.”)
(four year after when jongdae comes back from france)
(these are chocolates jongdae got from junmyeon once upon a very long time ago first year of high school)
(Jongdae slides his feet up onto the couch and Junmyeon wonders how many times the court ladies have asked him not to do that.) + (fanart)
(okay this is stupid i already know most of this shit)
(“He’s waiting for me,” Junmyeon says, just to be clear. “My consort.”)
(junmyeon decides to joint the deliberation and coldly remark that anyone willing to get in the way of his seeing his consort should start seeking alternative employment immediately.)
(my dearest king. tonight i am cold. tomorrow, i do not think i will be.)
buckets for jupiter
(Zitao loves beautifully organized flowcharts. He would possibly like to marry a flowchart one day.)
("I guess you could just write stories about your non-existent sex life.”)
(and then he met park chanyeol who taught him what it meant to disregard all expectations and just have a good time)
rough drafts
sehun/luhan | (Lu Han teaches Sehun how to hold a note and how to tell the difference between Mandarin tones and Sehun teaches Lu Han how to dance.)
sehun/luhan | (it isn’t the talking that he’ll miss, it’s the vibrations of Sehun’s body when he talks, the heat of his thigh, the stupidly droopy way he smiles mid-sentence when Lu Han flashes his cell phone and mimics taking a photo)
sehun/luhan | (It isn’t until later that the memory is ossified into something special and brilliant and momentous.)
zitao | (“I think the biggest problem is that there isn’t any coffee,”)
sehun/luhan | (It’s a bit unconventional, but Lu Han’s always been slightly unconventional and has decided to get a head start on his international appeal.)
exo-m | (“Actually, I think we should discuss Yixing for a moment. I know we locked him in the closet and all but I’m not sure how long those latches are going to last, and he sounded mighty hungry.”)
luhan/minseok | (Minseok is confused, but so the fuck is he, and the passport is wrong.)
kai/kyungsoo | (He’s in way over his head-he needs answers, not midnight rendezvous with a potential source of information. But Kai’s voice is clipped and sharp, and Kyungsoo wonders if he’ll ever hear from him again if he turns him down this time.)
(head)canon
/alternate reality
EXO
(the fans wonder whether their wails are shoddy practice attempts at hitting the high notes in “wolf.”)
(sometimes the best friendships are formed over shitty bubble tea)
(“no actually, the gayest thing you probably did was last night when you were-”)
V I X X
(this is the fic where hyuk gets home from his special late-night practice because he’s still making up for the years he didn’t train)
future
E X O
(jongin sneaks out into the park by their new, upgraded dormitories.)
(lu han loses everyone he's ever loved)
("would it be weird if i was gay?")
(yixing doesn't say /we're already falling apart/ because there's no one to lighten up the mood anymore if he does)
S U P E R J U N I O R
(this is the party they throw for themselves when they are nearing forty)
(park jungsu. i don’t know how you do it)
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