Jan 15, 2007 04:59
So I fell off of some kid's bed on Friday night, and now I have a bruise that looks like death. Seriously it's about the size of a softball, and it hurts to use that arm for any sort of lifting or heaving. But I'm not so worried, because right now I can't feel my toes.
And I have half a handle of tequila and a third of a handle of vodka in my room. I could not feel my toes all week if I'd like. But I'm not an alchie, so that's not really my scene.
Oh well.
I'm drunk.
Sweet.
College is pretty much the best.