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[It's just another day. Another day since nuclear annihilation and being shot by cannibals.
Holland checks the mail on his way out. He hadn't gotten anything yet, but since Canada got the moose, he was sure he had something coming.
But it's not until he gets to work that he opens it. Big mistake.]
A - [The Pharmacy]
[It's slow at the pharmacy today. Holland is stocking a shelf near the customer window when he checks his pocket for cigarettes, touching the letter he'd tugged out of the mailbox this morning. And then he opens it.
Inside is a single photograph.
Really, he's dressed head to toe. Netherlands reaches up to tug the ears off, at least--
And they don't come off. They won't be coming off until midnight. Thanks Mayfield.]
B - [Streets of Mayfield]
[What a perfect day to have ridden his bike to work. It wasn't as if there were many days when he didn't, but still.
Yeah, he's still dressed like that.]
C - [1447 Mitchell Rd.]
[Hello notfamily. Notdad is going to be hurrying as fast as he can to the upstairs bedroom. No, he won't be coming out, not even to pet his bunny.]