I've been seeing a noob(?) run around on random EGL threads and quite frankly, their advice is crap and their comments don't really match the thread topics.
She's probably lulzy at best, but here we go anyways.
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All of these are in the span of a week.

She starts off posting her " wardrobe" which is really just an opportunity to post a large uncut image of babby's first Bodyline dress (with bonus amusing noobery in the comments).

Second post is about how she's *~ sew punk rawk but nothing too dumb.

Third is an easily answered noob question but still ( Read more... )

Typical noob with obnoxious typing style posts to EGL each time she updates her *~blog~*
but wait, her blog's URL?

http://asianwannabegirl.blogspot.se (she even has a blog entry about being a Wannabe Asian)

Not to mention that her so-called TONS OF RESEARCH (reminiscent of "YEARS AND YEARS!") led to an insulting portrayal of goth subculture, ( Read more... )

Only like the second biggest Lolita stereotype since "pedobait". How can you not notice the neonsign in every single beginners post ever that says "Not All Lolitas Are Puppies, Kittens and Rainbows ( Read more... )

Probably just a boring troll.

This post... I just... No words, even.
So... you want to get into lolita, but you can't even find out where to buy a petti and wigs? Uh... ok. Have fun, then.

Seriously? This is exactly why egl has memories and a search function.

What is it about M!lan00 that is so appealing? 
"But what if I-"
NO.
"But I'm only ordering a-"
NO.
"But if it's not something that-"
NO.
FUCKING NO.
IT'S NOT HARD.
YES I MAD. 

So you may have seen this, but today a lot of people gave serious replies to an obvious troll post in both egl and getoffegl. Yasashinayume has a degree in Japanese, so that's how she knows the troll's Japaneglish is bad. Sweetokashi clarifies for the troll that we are NOT, I repeat, NOT real princesses, complete with historical examples. Rainedragon gives a tl;dr speech on when ( Read more... )

The second half of this year is when things start to really pop off and go crazy, so without further adieu...

( you waited for it... )