While searching for high quality wigs on google shopping...

[apisgirl]

... I stumbled across this beaut: http://www.nocturnaltreasures.com/products/Women_s_80cm_Pink_Long_Curly_Cosplay_Wig-13878-324.html

"The Gothic Lolita Collection Items are Custom made [to look as greasy and wet as possible]."

The price is almost perfect, they should discount it about $37.69 more and I may consider taking it.