The Very Secret Diary of Sailor Bob

[getahippy]

Day 1: Brought into existence by genie. Feel oddly compelled to obey the tall one. Want a banana.

Day 2: Tall one has tasty leaves. Life is satisfying. Am practicing typing.

Day 3: Watched Animal Planet. Discovered the shift key. Am the smartest monkey.

Day 4: Tall one cleaning spotty's teeth with his tongue again. Must remember to

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[bananas_an]

Day 4: Ew, ew, ew, ew, EW! Must. Bleach. Brain.

[getahippy]

STOP PLAGIARIZING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!

[bananas_an]

Ideas cannot be plagiarized. Besides, you thought of lice; I headed straight for the bleach.

I need a mind wipe now. Thanks ever so.

[getahippy]

YOU WERE PLAGIARIZING MY ORIGINAL POSTING FORMAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[bananas_an]

Haven't quite mastered that shift key, have you?

Hang on, I'm printing this out for Kippei so I can pin your masterpiece to his pillow....

[getahippy]

I aM vErY gOoD aT uSiNg ThE sHiFt KeY.

Give me a thumbs up.

[bananas_an]

Oh, yes. I am impressed. >>

NO! And stop eating brownies.

[getahippy]

I haven't had any brownies. I'm watching my figure for Red.

[bananas_an]

You're the only one watching it.

[getahippy]

You'll be the second target for my ray. :(

[bananas_an]

Couldn't you have killed me before I had to read about Sen-nii in a tongue lock with my brother?

[gekidasadaze]

iawtc.