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The Very Secret Diary of Sailor Bob

Jul 05, 2007 01:06

Day 1: Brought into existence by genie. Feel oddly compelled to obey the tall one. Want a banana.

Day 2: Tall one has tasty leaves. Life is satisfying. Am practicing typing.

Day 3: Watched Animal Planet. Discovered the shift key. Am the smartest monkey.

Day 4: Tall one cleaning spotty's teeth with his tongue again. Must remember to ( Read more... )

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toasty_tezuka July 5 2007, 05:38:34 UTC

Tall one cleaning spotty's teeth with his tongue again. That sounds disturbing. :|

getahippy July 5 2007, 05:41:33 UTC

Human/human is squicky.

toasty_tezuka July 5 2007, 05:43:20 UTC

... Human/Human is normal. :|

Hello. I do believe we have not met, Sailor Bob-san.

getahippy July 5 2007, 05:48:32 UTC

You should give me a thumbs up.

toasty_tezuka July 5 2007, 05:50:31 UTC

... I'm thinking about it. Keep commenting to me and maybe I'll give you one. :|

getahippy July 5 2007, 05:51:38 UTC

Comment!

toasty_tezuka July 5 2007, 06:02:10 UTC

:| Because I feel like it.

getahippy July 5 2007, 05:51:57 UTC

I can comment faster than humans.

toasty_tezuka July 5 2007, 05:52:39 UTC

I can see that. :|

getahippy July 5 2007, 05:54:34 UTC

More thumbs!!!!!!

toasty_tezuka July 5 2007, 05:55:30 UTC

... Maybe later.

Can you do tricks? :|

getahippy July 5 2007, 05:56:12 UTC

I am the smartest monkey ever! I CAN DO EVERY TRICK!

toasty_tezuka July 5 2007, 05:57:38 UTC

That's pretty sweet. Can you lock people up in closets? :|

getahippy July 5 2007, 06:06:12 UTC

Yes. Once I've built my death ray, I can also send them to alternate dimensions.

toasty_tezuka July 5 2007, 06:10:20 UTC

... Death Ray? Are you an Aja clone, Sailor Bob? :| :| :|

getahippy July 5 2007, 05:52:19 UTC

See, monkeys do it better, Red!

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