Prompt List: Round 3
Hello again, all!
So, as t_eyla said, we have a huge number of prompts left over from GHL Rounds 1 & 2. Our goal with Round 3 is to try to get some of these leftovers taken care of before season five begins on September 16. This means that there will be NO PROMPT SUBMISSIONS; everyone is free (and very much encouraged) to start claiming and posting away.
As always, here's how this will work:
* To claim a prompt, please comment with the number and the actual prompt itself (just copy and paste it). You don't have to specify whether you're claiming it as a fic prompt or an art prompt.
* You may claim as many prompts as you like, but we suggest no more than two to start with, so more people can play. Please don't claim more than you think you can write before the deadline.
* Once a prompt has been claimed, it will be crossed off the list.
* The list will remain open until the end of the challenge so if you complete your original claims, you can come back and pick up more! Which we encourage! Very strongly! *g*
* Stories should be a minimum of 500 words. Beta reading is definitely encouraged. We'll make a post soon for people to volunteer their services as betas and for other people to find betas.
* This is a smut fest, so all stories and artwork should be rated R or NC-17.
* Stories and artwork can be posted anytime between August 12 and September 15.
If you have any questions, please email either of the mods. Thanks again and happy claiming!
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HOUSE/WILSON
001. House/Wilson -- House has fallen and he can't get up. - claimed by euclase
002. House/Wilson -- Wilson off his meds but suspiciously calm. House spies and Wilson moans. House is intrigued ... and turned on.
003. House/Wilson -- Wilson cries. House kisses him to shut him up. Things go from there. - claimed by cindy_lou_who8
004. House/Wilson -- featuring: office sex and a voyeuristic Nurse Brenda. Double points if you can work in suddenly NotEvil!Nurse Brenda (at least to House), a suspicious Cuddy, and NurseBrenda/Cuddy.
005. House/Wilson -- House needs to be punished for his betrayals (after either the Vogler arc or the Tritter arc). - claimed by jane_hidell
006. House/Wilson -- House cannot resist how sexy Wilson is when he sleeps. Pref. non-established and on the couch. - claimed by lilyleia78
007. House/Wilson -- established relationship. There's a heat wave in New Jersey, so somebody has the idea of creatively using ice cubes. - claimed by jessiek1119
008. House/Wilson -- “Are we roleplaying? Am I you? I don’t want to be you.” “Who DO you want to be then?”
009. House/Wilson -- Their relationship/sex life is suffering; Wilson and a reluctant House visit a sex therapist for help, with fabulous results.
010. House/Wilson -- A story that includes the two of them dancing together, because pre-infarction House *has* to be a mind-hotting dancer. - claimed by hermiones_twin
011. House/Wilson -- male stripper.
012. House/Wilson -- Wilson had an overdose of Viagra and attempts to deal with it... (poor House).
013. House/Wilson -- H and W play the "You Know How I Know You're Gay?" game (as to be seen here). - claimed by hawkeyefreak72
014. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets tired of House's snark, and wants to shut him up.
015. House/Wilson -- Either House or Wilson (or both?) somehow ends up on truth serum and ends up admitting to things they themself(ves) didn't know. - claimed by lilyleia78
016. House/Wilson -- Physical fight leading to physical love. - claimed by jane_hidell
017. House/Wilson -- While everyone else notices how much Amber is like House, House notices how much Wilson resembles Stacy...
018. House/Wilson -- "It's not about us. It's just about that."
019. House/Wilson -- "It's going to get a hell of a lot harder now. Do not say that's what she said, or I'm going to snap it off."
020. House/Wilson -- "There are so many things I hate about you right now." - claimed by words_ephemeral
021. House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents don't like House one bit. - claimed by nemesishamartia
022. House/Wilson -- "Honestly, House, you'd do anything to steal my lunch! Well, you would do anything to make me eat better, pack better ones!" - claimed by phinnia
023. House/Wilson -- House learns that Wilson, too, speaks more than one language and is properly turned on by it. - claimed by euclase
024. House/Wilson (Wilson/OMC optional) -- Someone who looks exactly like House is wandering around the hospital for no apparent reason and keeps being mistaken for the cranky doctor, except for the fact that he’s smiling. Wilson, thinking this is House, finds himself fascinated. - claimed by triedunture
025. House/Wilson -- either or both having sex with stuffed animals out of curiosity.
026. House/Wilson -- either or both using fleshlight[s].
027. House/Wilson -- either getting desperate and using a vacuum cleaner to try and get off; either they succeed, or find each other for the real thing.
028. House/Wilson -- Guitar Hero III is sexy. Show us.
029. House/Wilson -- adult video shopping, with no dialog.
030. House/Wilson -- either WWII or Vietnam AU in which there is Commanding Officer and/or medic sex.
031. House/Wilson -- closing sale at "World of Sex" and the guys can't wait to try out their new toys.
032. House/Wilson -- role play. dom!Wilson wants a callboy: House.
033. House/Wilson -- based on DIY Sheep's "One Blind House" - their first time after those events - possibly angst, but not a must.
034. House/Wilson -- 3 ways the new ducklings find out. - claimed by arhh
035. House/Wilson -- House gets off on Wilson's dirty talk in public, without anyone knowing. - claimed by benjimmy
036. House/Wilson -- House finds out about Wilson's kinky college days (those crazy Canadians, they'll do anything).
037. House/Wilson -- If House steals Wilson's clothes from the locker room, he'll have to wear those scrubs home.
038. House/Wilson -- They independently decide to explore dating men, and end up on a blind date with each other. - claimed by swirlsofblue
039. House/Wilson -- House sexually harasses Wilson. Wilson ends up liking it a lot...
040. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets jealous of House's cane.
041. House/Wilson -- Per Bonnie, if you want Wilson to be more than your good friend, you're going to have to jump him.
042. House/Wilson -- The Volvo is a very safe, respectable car and that can't go unchallenged...
043. House/Wilson -- Wilson is horny and fed up and they're both somewhat tipsy and watching TV on the sofa. Wilson just decides "What the hell" and puts his hand on House's knee ... then slowly moves up his thigh, etc. How will this end?
044. House/Wilson -- House catches Wilson checking out one of the male nurses and decides to take advantage of it. - claimed by eitherwayokay
045. House/Wilson -- Watching TV and are turned on by something that is not sexy (show or ad).
046. House/Wilson -- First time, Wilson tops.
047. House/Wilson -- established relationship, latex glove is used when they run out of condoms.
048. House/Wilson -- House loses his motorcycle to Wilson at poker. He starts planning in order to get it back. - claimed by swirlsofblue
049. House/Wilson -- rimming. Wilson wants to try it, House is skeptic but in the end caves -- and likes it a lot. - claimed by madwriter223
050. House/Wilson -- assertive!Wilson suddenly makes a move on House, topping. House finds he's not at all averse to the idea...
051. House/Wilson -- a summer holiday at the sea -- a really hot summer!
052. House/Wilson -- Remember in House vs. God when House said, “I keep a sock in my pants”? He actually doesn’t use his own socks. He steals Wilson’s.
053. House/Wilson -- Going with House's well-you-told-me-to explanation in 97 Seconds... At some point Wilson messes something up and snaps, "Oh fuck me." House obliges.
054. House/Wilson: House makes a study of Wilson's eyebrows. And then the rest of him.
055. House/Wilson -- House finds out that Wilson once performed in a porn movie when he was a student.
056. House/Wilson -- Wilson is replaced by an alien who misinterprets the two doctors' relationship and thinks that House is the oncologist's "mate". The copy takes Jimmy's place to get hold of what its species considers the earth's greatest medical mind's genes. - claimed by jerico_cacaw
057. House/Wilson -- House ends up invisible (Tom and Jerry invisible-ink style) and plays naughty tricks on Wilson while he's attending a board meeting.
058. House/Wilson -- House isn't leaving Wilson alone no matter what does, so he tries to ignore House and read an article all the way through foreplay, the sexual act itself, climax and afterglow. - claimed by nemesishamartia and benjimmy
059. House/Wilson, House/OMC -- House meets an almost likable, certainly fuckable guy with an obviously false name (John Smith or something), with whom House starts a sort of sex relationship. When House suggests a threesome, Wilson is shocked to find out that his friend/lover sleeps with his younger brother.
060. House/Wilson -- One day he decides to tell Wilson about his escapades in Shinjuku Nichome during his stay in Japan as a teen.
061. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets fed up with House. Angry/Hate!sex ensues. - claimed by hwshipper
062. House/Wilson -- Sex in public, with or without getting caught. - claimed by orb01
063. House/Wilson -- While imitating a stupid clinic patient, House accidentally finds out that Wilson is turned on by certain accents. He tries to slip in different ones during their conversations, which result in different reactions, until he "hits the spot", so to speak.
064. House/Wilson -- "I'll do anything," he said, "so long as it turns you on."
065. House/Wilson -- Wilson develops a thing for House's voice. After they get together, Wilson challenges House to get him off by talking, without ever touching him. House takes this challenge very, very seriously. - claimed by highlander_ii
066. House/Wilson -- House has sex with a dead Wilson.
067. House/Wilson -- discipline fic! Wilson is always referring to House as a child, so he finally treats him like one and gives him some much-needed discipline. Turns out, it turns them both on.
068. House/Wilson -- dom!Wilson has finally had enough and is willing to hurt House a little. Not necessarily consensual. Rough talk a plus.
069. House/Wilson -- dirty talk. Wilson calls House his bitch, and House doesn't deny it.
070. House/Wilson -- casual rough sex. Must include piano in House's apartment.
071. House/Wilson -- sex toys.
072. House/Wilson -- foot fetish.
073. House/Wilson -- Queer as Folk crossover. Pre-infarction dirty dancing at a dark club in Pittsburgh called Babylon. Of course sweaty sex follows in the "bath house" in the back.
074. House/Wilson -- House is in the rehab swimming pool at PPTH late one night doing a few laps. Wilson stumbles upon him. Sex in swimming pool follows. - claimed by brynnamorgan
075. House/Wilson -- AU vampire!sex. - claimed by srsly_yes
076. House/Wilson -- Wilson is having phone sex with ??? when House walks in the apartment. Odd Couple Arc. - claimed by l57371
077. House/Wilson -- House postulates that Wilson takes so much crap from him because he likes being dominated. House tests theory in stages. Wilson reacts predictably. House implements last stage. Wilson acts unpredictably... very, very unpredictably.
078. House/Wilson -- how they met.
079. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use. - claimed by nemesishamartia and benjimmy
080. House/Wilson -- the expression on House's face when Julie says "sex with James is amazing" is totally priceless. He just can't resist finding out for himself, can he?
081. House/Wilson -- fed up with Wilson's nagging, House declares that he will cut down on Vicodin, but he will need another form of pain treatment - and he prefers blow jobs. To his shock, horror and something uncomfortably close to ecstasy, Wilson agrees. - claimed by nemesishamartia
082. House/Wilson -- established relationship. Been together so long things are slowly getting boring in the bedroom, House takes it upon himself to seduce Wilson all over again. Wilson approves. - claimed by littlemissgg
083. House/Wilson -- Wilson keeps extra blankets and pillows in his office for a reason. Makeshift bed, anyone?
084. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson get trapped up on the balcony/top floor of PPTH. Janitor guy won't be around till morning. It gets cold, of course sex under the stars ensues. - claimed by lilapaddy
085. House/Wilson -- Cuddy watches (and directs), Wilson topping House.
086. House/Wilson -- watching lesbian porn.
087. House/Wilson -- someone put amphetamines in the coffee.
088. House/Wilson -- a dirty job (but someone's gotta do it). (Crossover with Dirty Jobs encouraged.)
089. House/Wilson -- House fears that the Vicodin might be affecting lil' House. He asks Wilson for some help, because there is no way in hell Gregory House could ever have ED. Ever. - claimed by arhh
090. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson must share a hotel room. With only one bed. - claimed by jane_hidell
HOUSE/CHASE
091. House/Chase -- Spanking and bondage. Chase is the top (in control but not aggressive).
092. House/Chase -- House accidentally found Chase porn. Yep, Chase in porn. How would he treat Chase after he saw it?
093. House/Chase -- AU. Chase is not a doctor and House and Chase have sex - one night stand, maybe? - by chance. Afterwards, House finds Chase in the hospital - clinic, maybe? - and is interested in him.
094. House/Chase -- House is in love with Chase. Chase just wants someone to be in love with him.
095. House/Chase -- Consensual bondage, no pain. And white chocolate. And sheets of Egyptian cotton. (Literally, not the song.)
096. House/Chase -- Chase gets rimmed, and a full body wax, and comes without having his cock touched. (Not necessarily in that order.) House likes to talk dirty.
097. House/Chase -- cane sex. Consensual or not.
098. House/Chase -- Before season 4. House has Chase wear a buttplug at work (unbeknownst to Cameron and Foreman). At night, the two men have fun taking it out.
099. House/Chase -- After being fired and then hired as a surgeon (season 4), Chase starts sexually harassing House. Bonus points for making House really embarrassed.
100. sorta-House/Chase -- Chase is masturbating, alone, and can't keep his thoughts away from House. This could be an "OMG, I'm bi" angst-fest, or something fluffy. May or may not end up with the two of them actually together.
101. House/Chase -- House finds out some deep dark secret about Chase and makes it all better with some loving.
102. House/Chase -- Someone is a Bon Jovi fan. Bonus points for every song title you cleverly work into the fic.
103. House/Chase -- Chase finally gets to top.
104. House/Chase -- "You've learned all you can from me." Chase shows up for one final lesson.
105. House/Chase -- post "Human Error," angsty sex.
106. House/Chase -- a chess game.
107. House/Chase -- (if anyone can do this seriously...) Chase is forced into prostitution, and House hires a hooker. You do the math.
108. House/Chase -- hurt/comfort after Chase's father leaves in S1.
WILSON/CHASE
109. Wilson/Chase -- House is suddenly secretive, Wilson and Chase both want answers, both think the other knows why.
110. Wilson/Chase -- Wilson makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase (punching him or firing him, your pick).
111. Wilson/Chase -- House is in rehab; Wilson, alone and depressed, starts getting closer to Chase.
112. Wilson/Chase -- Chase loses a special patient and turns to Wilson for help dealing with it. Comfort sex follows.
113. Wilson/Chase -- You'd better come home/And stop your running around/You'd better come home/And get your feet on the ground/'Cause I won't share my love with anyone new ("You'd Better Come Home" by Petula Clark)
114. Wilson/Chase -- rebound sex. Who they are rebounding from is your choice.
115. Wilson/Chase -- "Finding Judas" canon-filler.
CHASE/FOREMAN
116. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman finds out Chase isn't rich at all. Next, he finds out the pretty Aussie is SO NOT a bottom.
117. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman resents that Chase is actually a better diagnostician than he is. It's a fine line between love and hate.
118. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman made ping pong look a lot more sexy than it actually was.
119. Chase/Foreman -- one of them needs a physical, the other obliges.
HET
HOUSE/STACY
120. House/Stacy -- Pre-infarction House and Stacy with a strap-on.
121. House/Stacy -- The first time.
122. House/Stacy -- Paintball fights and fingerpainting.
123. House/Stacy -- The night before the infarction. - claimed by shutterbug_12
124. House/Stacy -- Pegging.
HOUSE/AMBER
125. House/Amber -- House makes it up to Amber after having fired her in "Games". Bonus points if you can come up with somewhere in the hospital they're having sex that hasn't already been used by the show.
126. House/Amber -- she confronts him about why she didn't get hired.
HOUSE/THIRTEEN
127. House/Thirteen -- Pre 4x02 "The Right Stuff". She recognizes him while she's out at a bar the night before her interview and decides to see if there's anything that she can do to tip the scales in her favor. Why do you think House has always been so nice to Thirteen?
HOUSE/CAMERON
128. House/Cameron -- Post 4x07 "Ugly". House accidentally/on purpose overhears Chase and Cameron in the locker room. What happens when he corners her in the deserted ER later that night?
129. House/Cameron -- Sick of Chase, Cameron slips out of bed one night and goes to House's apartment. For what? She's not sure. But House is.
130. House/Cameron -- bathroom!sex (but be creative, the hospital is banned!) - claimed by highlander_ii
131. House/Cameron -- elevator sex
132. House/Cameron -- an alternative ending to that scene in Merry Little Christmas; what would have happened if Cameron had stayed the night instead of bandaging him up and leaving? What could she do to take his mind off the withdrawal symptoms? Be as creative as you like ;)
HOUSE/CUDDY
133. House/Cuddy -- pain.
134. House/Cuddy -- He likes motorcycles, she likes horses, they introduce each other to their favorite hobbies.
135. House/Cuddy -- When House goes out for a drink with Thirteen, Cuddy's jealousy overwhelms her. Making up is pure intoxication.
136. House/Cuddy -- How exactly did he switch her birth control pills anyway?
137. House/Cuddy -- House buys a digital video camera and films his naughty heroine in a variety of starring roles.
138. House/Cuddy -- In the wheelchair he was using, she won't let him get up. - claimed by angelfirenze
139. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy drives House's Corvette and then gets around to another stick.
140. House/Cuddy -- WWII AU. House is the wounded soldier, Cuddy is the scared Jewish woman in hiding. As much smut and as serious as possible -- MAKE ME CRY. - claimed by kerryaod
141. House/Cuddy -- office sex (his or hers, points if it's Wilson's).
142. House/Cuddy -- elevator sex (caught on security camera).
143. House/Cuddy -- cross paths at a bar, drunk, sex in bathroom stall.
144. House/Cuddy -- House and Cuddy meet one another online, neither realizing that they know one another, and end up having hot cyber-sex. What happens when they find out the truth?
145. House/Cuddy -- snark, sex, and poker.
146. House/Cuddy -- Wilson watches in secret.
147. House/Cuddy -- Wilson gives directions.
148. House/Cuddy -- what really went on during that conference in Singapore?
149. House/Cuddy -- pegging.
150. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy finds a way to dominate House for once. You choose how.
151. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy goes to jail for perjury. She gets one phone call, to House, who provides many words of encouragement.
152. House/Cuddy -- he's the teacher, she's the school girl.
153. House/Cuddy -- powerplay, and she's in charge. His ass is hers, after all. What will she do with it? Be creative: toys, spanking, fisting, etc.
154. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy is tired of being in charge all the time and looks forward to an evening of submission. House is happy to oblige.
155. House/Cuddy -- the dynamic duo go out on a date, to a porn movie theater. The chairbacks do indeed recline for greater comfort.
156. House/Cuddy -- an epidemic.
157. House/Cuddy -- House only suggested that Cuddy was into bondage. He finds out that she really is.
158. House/Cuddy -- they're in a very boring meeting.
159. House/Cuddy -- he gets her drunk.
160. House/Cuddy -- ice cream.
161. House/Cuddy -- a lazy Sunday morning; Hector the dog narrates what he sees in House's bedroom.
162. House (solo)/Cuddy -- the shower fantasies featuring powerful Cuddy.
163. House/Cuddy -- heat.
164. House/Cuddy -- pregnancy. - claimed by tree
165. House/Cuddy -- Viva Las Vegas.
166. House/Cuddy -- fight for control.
167. House/Cuddy -- playing hooky.
CUDDY/CHASE
168. Cuddy/Chase -- Cuddy makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase (punching him or firing him, your pick). - claimed by rolleson
169. Cuddy/Chase -- She wants a baby. She wants a baby now.
170. Cuddy/Chase -- Chase makes a donation.
171. Cuddy/Chase -- Chase has mommy issues. Cuddy wants to baby someone.
172. Cuddy/Chase -- post "All In." They're both exhausted, but who can sleep after a night like that? And Chase still hasn't gotten any fuzz.
173. Cuddy/Chase -- the boss starts cracking the whip.
174. Cuddy/Chase -- What if the Cam/Chase sleep room incident hadn't been Chase's first encounter there? Post season two.
175. Cuddy/Chase -- S&M
CUDDY/FOREMAN
176. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman makes a donation.
177. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman got pwned by Cuddy when he returned to work for her on House's team. He finds out that he enjoys being dominated.
178. Cuddy/Foreman -- he gets prettier the drunker she gets.
WILSON/CUDDY
179. Wilson/Cuddy -- Wilson does want to march into her office and kiss Cuddy, and does so. (again, 3x19).
180. Wilson/Cuddy -- Cuddy catches Wilson jerking off at work. She requests a repeat performance in private.
181. Wilson/Cuddy -- We know from "Mirror, Mirror" that House is more alpha than Cuddy, but defers to Wilson. Cuddy's a little intrigued by that, and decides to bait Wilson's inner top. Sex obviously ensues.
182. Wilson/Cuddy -- She owes him a favor after being mean to him during the Tritter arc.
183. Wilson/Cuddy -- Wilson makes a donation.
184. Wilson/Cuddy -- They decide to try to get through a date together without discussing House. It doesn't work. But it turns out House-talk is not a turn-off for either of them.
185. Wilson/Cuddy -- they don't know what to do with House. So they do each other. (It's not original, but there isn't enough of it.)
186. Wilson/Cuddy -- House watches.
187. Wilson/Cuddy -- why can't they be lonely together?
WILSON/CAMERON
188. Wilson/Cameron -- they met before she interviewed for the job.
189. Wilson/Cameron -- Cameron has an itch, and only the caring oncologist can scratch it. Wherever and whenever needed.
190. Wilson/Cameron -- Wilson's tired of Cameron's new bossy nature. Wilson takes control, however and any way you choose.
191. Wilson/Cameron -- something pushes them together... add a playground in there somewhere.
192. Wilson/Cameron -- Cameron knows she's over House, now she just has to convince Wilson.
193. Wilson/Cameron -- there were other reasons why their talks stopped happening last year.
194. Wilson/Cameron -- they both want House. They both know the other one wants House. They substitute one another for House. It is hot. This should end unhappily, or at least be canon-compatible.
195. Wilson/Cameron -- after or during episode 2x01 "Acceptance." Yet more UST between them each and House.
196. Wilson/Cameron -- comfort!fic. What if House had died in "No Reason"?
WILSON/AMBER
197. Wilson/Amber -- Wilson finally meets a woman who doesn't fit his 'damsel in distress' modus operandi, but only realizes it when he ends up handcuffed to the bed.
198. Wilson/Amber -- Strap-on.
CHASE/CAMERON
199. Chase/Cameron -- a delivery from Amazon: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Supercharged Karma Sutra Illustrated" -- very inspiring.
200. Chase/Cameron -- She's addicted to sex with Chase. She wants to know where he learned his skills. - claimed by enigma731
201. Chase/Cameron -- Someone is keeping a diary.
202. Chase/Cameron -- pegging.
203. Chase/Cameron -- from microwave pizza to DiGiorno.
204. Chase/Cameron -- he gets nasty drunk and it leads to non-consensual sex. Or just very rough. Either one.
205. Chase/Cameron -- the Internet.
206. Chase/Cameron -- a cold snap.
CAMERON/FOREMAN
207. Cameron/Foreman -- They have to hide somewhere together during a break-in.
208. Cameron/Foreman -- pegging.
209. Cameron/Foreman -- actually ROMANTIC, because hate + time = love.
210. Cameron/Foreman -- Cameron is PISSED OFF that Foreman injected her with Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis.
211. Cameron/Foreman -- what if Foreman was the one Cameron had drug!sex with in "Hunting"?
212. Cameron/Foreman -- coffee.
FEMSLASH
CUDDY/AMBER
213. Cuddy/Amber -- Amber doesn't really want a job at PPTH.
214. Cuddy/Amber -- Jealous Cuddy, post spoilers.
215. Cuddy/Amber -- she's determined to get a job at PPTH somehow.
216. Cuddy/Amber -- AU for S4.08 You Don't Want To Know; CTB wins the challenge in an... interesting way.
CUDDY/STACY
217. Cuddy/Stacy -- girls' night in with chick flicks, ice cream, and bondage.
218. Cuddy/Stacy -- strap-ons, please.
219. Cuddy/Stacy -- bondage and gratuitous use of a stolen cane (make of that what you will...)
220. Cuddy/Stacy -- a scared Stacy seeks solace in Cuddy's arms whilst House undergoes surgery for his leg.
221. Cuddy/Stacy -- House finds out.
222. Cuddy/Stacy -- toys and such. Extra points if Stacy makes legal references. Extra-extra points if they're used correctly.
CUDDY/CAMERON
223. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron always wears the pants in this relationship. Cuddy tries to get that to change to no pants at all.
224. Cuddy/Cameron -- one day, Cameron comes to work wearing these.
225. Cuddy/Cameron -- the five times Cameron stalked Cuddy.
226. Cuddy/Cameron -- secret!hospital sex.
227. Cuddy/Cameron -- seven places in PPTH where Cameron and Cuddy had sex.
228. Cuddy/Cameron -- relationship. Angsty sex. Not at the hospital.
229. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cuddy's curiosity gets the better of her when she finds herself becoming attracted to women for the first time. Cameron's more than willing to help her out. (nervous!Cuddy please)
230. Cuddy/Cameron -- they're frustrated at House, so they take it out on each other.
231. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron's apartment catches on fire and Cuddy takes her in for three weeks while her home is being restored.
232. Cuddy/Cameron -- someone needs to comfort the finally pregnant, but lonely, Cuddy. What's better than sex when your hormones are making you want ice cream all the time? Gentle loving. No toys.
233. Cuddy/Cameron -- rough loving, lots of toys and fun.
234. Cuddy/Cameron -- because Cuddy's latest pregnancy test has come back negative, and Cameron can't resist comforting someone in need.
CAMERON/THIRTEEN
235. Cameron/Thirteen -- not in the hospital, can be any degree of angst over House. Brownie Points for oral.
OTHER
HOUSE/OTHER
236. House/Crandall -- Now they're even.
237. House/Honey -- I think we all know that Honey would be a good and fun time. Happy one night stand kind of sex.
238. House/Lou the janitor -- how House really got those keys.
239. House/Hamilton -- Does anybody remember Dr. Hamilton (or as I call him, "Lady Hamilton") and how desperate he was to employ Foreman? Well, House wouldn't confess it, but he doesn't want to lose his duckling, and desperate times call for drastic measures.
240. House/J.Whitner -- It's apparent that House wants more than just her parking space.
241. House/Kutner -- "What the hell did we just do?" - claimed by cadeira
242. House/teenage stalker -- what if he hadn't sent her away?
243. House/Wilson and/or Chase -- Finally, someone gets to push House to the breaking point. BDSM and all that sort of thing.
244. House/Wilson or Chase or Thirteen or OC -- getting a massage (at least it starts out that way). - claimed by phinnia
245. House/OMC -- House gets a booty call from an old friend.
246. House/anyone -- House comes across a pair of ray-vision glasses that actually work, with which help he finds out that Cuddy and Wilson prefer the same kind of lingerie. I couldn't think of a pairing here, perhaps it's just House alone with his thoughts?
247. House/OFC -- she's intelligent, not a hooker, and his age. Wilson getting jealous is optional.
248. House/OFC -- The first time House uses a prostitute, at Wilson's suggestion.
249. House/OMC -- House was in gay military porn. Cameron finds the tape during the investigation of the guy in Top Secret.
250. House/any male -- House bottoms.
251. House/anyone -- AU where House has the leg amputated and Stacy/Cuddy/Wilson/the party of your choice sleeps with him sometime afterward. Major bonus points if it's not crackfic.
WILSON/OTHER
252. Wilson/Kutner -- Remember when Wilson took over the lecture hall? Kutner's hot for teacher!
253. Wilson/Foreman -- Wilson always has the upper hand.
254. Wilson/Crandall -- Wilson finds out Crandall and House were a couple, hate!sex ensues. - claimed by eitherwayokay
255. Wilson/Debbie from Accounting -- geeky accounting sex (from Debbie's POV, if you can manage). Puns are icing on a delicious geeky cake.
256. Wilson/Robin -- Wilson, a hooker, and a strap on.
257. Wilson/OMC -- jealous!House.
258. Wilson/any female -- Pushed to his limit, Wilson gets rough and dominant.
259. Wilson/OC -- mind-blowing, no strings attached, angst-free sex. - claimed by t_eyla
260. Wilson/anyone -- trying to avoid the advances of a persistent stalker (male or female) Wilson kisses the first person he can find. They are remarkably receptive.
CUDDY/OTHER
261. Cuddy/Lou the janitor -- Somewhere in the hospital. She's naked except for her shoes, he's fully dressed.
262. Cuddy/Julie - what if Cuddy was the one Julie had an affair with?
263. Cuddy/Kutner -- Cuddy thinks she's being a little too Mrs. Robinson when she sleeps with Kutner. Kutner proves that he's the one teaching her a little something about sex.
264. Cuddy/anyone -- Cuddy and her vibrator, thinking about doing any or all of the main characters. The more, the merrier.
CHASE/OTHER
265. Chase/Amber -- Blond(e) ambition.
266. Chase/Sister Augustine -- That's the nun from ep 1.05 "Damned If You Do". They meet again a year later, and things spin out of control. Yes, she is still a nun.
267. Chase/Brenda -- In which Brenda punishes Chase for covering House's clinic hours.
CAMERON/OTHER
268. Cameron/Cuddy or Cameron/Stacy -- Cameron's first time with a girl.
269. Cameron/Cindy -- She's scared, she's alone, she's dying ... close enough.
270. Cameron/any female -- Cam finds House’s Lesbian Prison Stories book.
THREESOMES AND MORESOMES
271. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House dies somehow. Wilson and Cuddy try to absolve their grief and realize their attraction to House didn't only bond them to him, but to one another, as well. House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, with shades of OT3.
272. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House convinces dares seduces Cuddy into anal sex. Wilson catches them. Anal sex and masturbation promptly follow.
273. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Snowed in together in a hotel during a conference. The power goes out. However will they pass the time?
274. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- New Jersey passes a law allowing three people to legally wed. House, Cuddy, and a finally happy Wilson on their wedding night. - claimed by brynnamorgan
275. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House can't sleep. Wilson and Cuddy are trying to. Frottage ensues.
276. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- it has to be about pleasing Wilson who is angsting for whatever reason you want (divorce? coming out?).
277. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Established relationship. Wilson's stuck at an oncology conference. House and Cuddy let him know how much they miss him, in various creative ways. - claimed by angelfirenze
278. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House is bored and comes up with an evil plan to seduce Cuddy and Wilson into his bed. His plan must include five steps, two of which have to be: 1) Conning Wilson into cooking all three of them dinner one night. 2) Pushing one of them into a closet and groping them until they agree to the threesome.
279. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Cuddy takes a "sick day." House and Wilson investigate. - claimed by rolleson
280. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Wilson has to attend one of his ex-wife's second marriage. who will he take with?
281. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- love in an elevator (livin' it up when I'm goin' down).
282. House/Wilson/Cameron -- a game of spin the cane turns into a dogpile.
283. House/Wilson/Cameron -- Wilson brings House a present, a tied up and blindfolded Cameron.
284. House/Wilson/Cameron -- rewrite of Resignation scene. Cameron enters House’s apartment and finds House is not alone in his bed.
285. House/Wilson/Cameron -- House and Jimmy have been fighting more than usual and Cameron is sick of seeing them miserable. She goes to both of them with a proposition and the results are more than she bargained for.
286. House/Wilson/Amber -- Pre-"Games". Amber walks in on House and Wilson screwing around in Wilson's office. She'll keep quiet, but only if she gets to join in.
287. House/Wilson/Amber -- Amber brings Wilson a present, a tied up and blindfolded House.
288. House/Wilson/Amber -- House harasses Amber.
289. House/Wilson/Chase -- House wants to see what Wilson looks like during sex, so shoves a (slightly reluctant) Chase into Wilson's bed in order to watch.
290. House/Wilson/Chase -- matches (Love Hurts, anyone?).
291. House/Wilson/Chase -- some type of dominance play, one forced to hump a pillow or something to get off.
292. House/Wilson/Chase -- In the balcony of Wilson's office. All three get to both top and bottom.
293. House/Wilson/Stacy -- (pre-infarction) House attempts to make golfing fun.
294. House/Wilson/Stacy -- Pre-infarction threesome, mainly Wilson/Stacy with House helping, shades of House/Wilson that Stacy (and possibly also Wilson) are oblivious to
295. House/Wilson/Prostitute -- either House with a prostitute (male or female!) and thinking of Wilson instead, or all three of them are together. - claimed by hwshipper
296. House/Wilson/OC -- House catches Wilson making out/having sex with someone else (anyone! including OFC or OMC) and watches. The other two don't know House is there.
297. House/Wilson/OMCs -- Group sex.
298. House/Wilson/OFC -- Wilson sandwich! Bonus points if they all get off at the same time.
299. House/Cuddy/Cameron -- screw House! Literally! They're sick of his crap, and may have finally found a way to make him a bit more happy at the workplace.
300. House/Cuddy/Cameron -- Now that Cameron's no longer working for House, she and Cuddy have become pretty good friends. One night after going out for drinks, they both decide to give House a visit. Will they regret it in the morning?
301. House/Cuddy/Chase -- punishment isn't always what you think it is. Cuddy and House punish Chase.
302. (House)/Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- House just sits there and commands their every move. In the diagnostics room. Which has glass walls. (Maximum smut, no need to be realistic.)
303. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Foreman wants pleasure. Chase wants love. Cameron wants to fix them both.
304. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Deciding drugging Wilson’s coffee was hilarious, House doses the ducklings and is very surprised by the result.
305. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Brain-Cancer!threesome - claimed by enigma731
306. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- in which they finally have threesome sex.
307. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- woman on top.
308. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Foreman is leaving. Chase and Cameron don't want him to.
309. Chase/Cameron/Kutner -- stuck in an elevator; Kutner is frightened of crashing, Chase and Cam find a way to distract him
310. Chase/Cameron/Cuddy -- three Cs in a bed. Who's in control? Who has the most to lose?
311. Chase/Cameron/Thirteen -- The two women try to prove to Chase that they're not similar at all.
312. Chase/Cameron/Amber -- Blondes have more fun. Cameron is a lot kinkier than Chase ever imagined.
313. Chase/Cameron/anyone of your choice -- she likes people watching (or big orange cats watching).
314. Foreman/Cuddy/Cameron -- House implies that Foreman is too chivalrous (aka a pussy in House-speak) to take advantage of two women at the same time. Will he be able to prove him wrong?
315. Cuddy/Stacy/Cameron -- pure threesome smut. No plot necessary.
316. House/Wilson/Chase/Cameron -- inspired by Wilson's "do you swing?" comment in Son of Coma Guy.
317. House/Stacy/Wilson/2nd wife -- The women managed to talk them into a double date, so the men try to talk them into non-monogamous sexual activities. This doesn't have to stay het, either.
318. Cuddy/House/Cameron/Chase/Foreman/Wilson -- Seriously. Who doesn't wanna see that?
OTHER PAIRINGS/MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
319. Cuddy/House, Cuddy/Wilson, Cuddy/OMC -- Cuddy, advanced in pregnancy, just can't get enough.
320. House/Wilson, Wilson/Robin -- Robin (the prostitute from "Airborne") is going after Wilson (hey, he makes her a better person and he's both hot and respectful). Of course, House is jealous and does something about it.
321. Cameron/Thirteen, Chase/Taub, Foreman/Kutner -- House instructs his old fellows to 'break the new kids in.' And boy, do they ever.
322. Foreman/Brenda -- why he really dumped Nurse Wendy.
323. Thirteen/Amber -- Amber discovers that Thirteen got hired for House's team.
324. Vogler/Tritter -- It's nasty, it's ugly, it's unlubricated, it's unsatisfying--it's just what they deserve and House has the YouTube account!
FREE FOR ALL
325. The hospital hosts a masquerade ball. Anonymous!Sex abounds.
326. Any tie-kink!Wilson (or tie-kink anyone for that matter) is greatly appreciated!
327. Everyone/Anyone -- Chemical sabotage sends PPTH into a crazy spiral of drug-induced orgies.
328. Any pairing -- a reenactment of the no-masturbation dare in that one episode of Seinfeld.
X-OVERS
329. Anyone/Addison (from Grey's Anatomy) -- who's up for some cross-hospital affairs?
330. Wilson/George (Grey's Anatomy) -- after George failed his boards, he realized that what he really wanted to do was oncology. And men. - claimed by hermiones_twin
331. Jack Harkness/everyone -- give me a House/Torchwood crossover fic where Jack seduces House, his lackeys, Wilson and Cuddy...let Jack have his wicked way with everyone...crack!orgies allowed.
332. House/Cuddy, DiNozzo -- A crossover between House and NCIS. House finds Cuddy flirting with DiNozzo for any reason. House is jealous and decides to 'mark his territory'.
333. Foreman/Jordan (from Scrubs) -- HATESEX.
334. House/Cristina (Grey's Anatomy) -- Cristina's had enough of Seattle's craziness, so she heads East ... and finds that Princeton has its own share of drama.
So, as t_eyla said, we have a huge number of prompts left over from GHL Rounds 1 & 2. Our goal with Round 3 is to try to get some of these leftovers taken care of before season five begins on September 16. This means that there will be NO PROMPT SUBMISSIONS; everyone is free (and very much encouraged) to start claiming and posting away.
As always, here's how this will work:
* To claim a prompt, please comment with the number and the actual prompt itself (just copy and paste it). You don't have to specify whether you're claiming it as a fic prompt or an art prompt.
* You may claim as many prompts as you like, but we suggest no more than two to start with, so more people can play. Please don't claim more than you think you can write before the deadline.
* Once a prompt has been claimed, it will be crossed off the list.
* The list will remain open until the end of the challenge so if you complete your original claims, you can come back and pick up more! Which we encourage! Very strongly! *g*
* Stories should be a minimum of 500 words. Beta reading is definitely encouraged. We'll make a post soon for people to volunteer their services as betas and for other people to find betas.
* This is a smut fest, so all stories and artwork should be rated R or NC-17.
* Stories and artwork can be posted anytime between August 12 and September 15.
If you have any questions, please email either of the mods. Thanks again and happy claiming!
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HOUSE/WILSON
001. House/Wilson -- House has fallen and he can't get up. - claimed by euclase
002. House/Wilson -- Wilson off his meds but suspiciously calm. House spies and Wilson moans. House is intrigued ... and turned on.
003. House/Wilson -- Wilson cries. House kisses him to shut him up. Things go from there. - claimed by cindy_lou_who8
004. House/Wilson -- featuring: office sex and a voyeuristic Nurse Brenda. Double points if you can work in suddenly NotEvil!Nurse Brenda (at least to House), a suspicious Cuddy, and NurseBrenda/Cuddy.
005. House/Wilson -- House needs to be punished for his betrayals (after either the Vogler arc or the Tritter arc). - claimed by jane_hidell
006. House/Wilson -- House cannot resist how sexy Wilson is when he sleeps. Pref. non-established and on the couch. - claimed by lilyleia78
007. House/Wilson -- established relationship. There's a heat wave in New Jersey, so somebody has the idea of creatively using ice cubes. - claimed by jessiek1119
008. House/Wilson -- “Are we roleplaying? Am I you? I don’t want to be you.” “Who DO you want to be then?”
009. House/Wilson -- Their relationship/sex life is suffering; Wilson and a reluctant House visit a sex therapist for help, with fabulous results.
010. House/Wilson -- A story that includes the two of them dancing together, because pre-infarction House *has* to be a mind-hotting dancer. - claimed by hermiones_twin
011. House/Wilson -- male stripper.
012. House/Wilson -- Wilson had an overdose of Viagra and attempts to deal with it... (poor House).
013. House/Wilson -- H and W play the "You Know How I Know You're Gay?" game (as to be seen here). - claimed by hawkeyefreak72
014. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets tired of House's snark, and wants to shut him up.
015. House/Wilson -- Either House or Wilson (or both?) somehow ends up on truth serum and ends up admitting to things they themself(ves) didn't know. - claimed by lilyleia78
016. House/Wilson -- Physical fight leading to physical love. - claimed by jane_hidell
017. House/Wilson -- While everyone else notices how much Amber is like House, House notices how much Wilson resembles Stacy...
018. House/Wilson -- "It's not about us. It's just about that."
019. House/Wilson -- "It's going to get a hell of a lot harder now. Do not say that's what she said, or I'm going to snap it off."
020. House/Wilson -- "There are so many things I hate about you right now." - claimed by words_ephemeral
021. House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents don't like House one bit. - claimed by nemesishamartia
022. House/Wilson -- "Honestly, House, you'd do anything to steal my lunch! Well, you would do anything to make me eat better, pack better ones!" - claimed by phinnia
023. House/Wilson -- House learns that Wilson, too, speaks more than one language and is properly turned on by it. - claimed by euclase
024. House/Wilson (Wilson/OMC optional) -- Someone who looks exactly like House is wandering around the hospital for no apparent reason and keeps being mistaken for the cranky doctor, except for the fact that he’s smiling. Wilson, thinking this is House, finds himself fascinated. - claimed by triedunture
025. House/Wilson -- either or both having sex with stuffed animals out of curiosity.
026. House/Wilson -- either or both using fleshlight[s].
027. House/Wilson -- either getting desperate and using a vacuum cleaner to try and get off; either they succeed, or find each other for the real thing.
028. House/Wilson -- Guitar Hero III is sexy. Show us.
029. House/Wilson -- adult video shopping, with no dialog.
030. House/Wilson -- either WWII or Vietnam AU in which there is Commanding Officer and/or medic sex.
031. House/Wilson -- closing sale at "World of Sex" and the guys can't wait to try out their new toys.
032. House/Wilson -- role play. dom!Wilson wants a callboy: House.
033. House/Wilson -- based on DIY Sheep's "One Blind House" - their first time after those events - possibly angst, but not a must.
034. House/Wilson -- 3 ways the new ducklings find out. - claimed by arhh
035. House/Wilson -- House gets off on Wilson's dirty talk in public, without anyone knowing. - claimed by benjimmy
036. House/Wilson -- House finds out about Wilson's kinky college days (those crazy Canadians, they'll do anything).
037. House/Wilson -- If House steals Wilson's clothes from the locker room, he'll have to wear those scrubs home.
038. House/Wilson -- They independently decide to explore dating men, and end up on a blind date with each other. - claimed by swirlsofblue
039. House/Wilson -- House sexually harasses Wilson. Wilson ends up liking it a lot...
040. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets jealous of House's cane.
041. House/Wilson -- Per Bonnie, if you want Wilson to be more than your good friend, you're going to have to jump him.
042. House/Wilson -- The Volvo is a very safe, respectable car and that can't go unchallenged...
043. House/Wilson -- Wilson is horny and fed up and they're both somewhat tipsy and watching TV on the sofa. Wilson just decides "What the hell" and puts his hand on House's knee ... then slowly moves up his thigh, etc. How will this end?
044. House/Wilson -- House catches Wilson checking out one of the male nurses and decides to take advantage of it. - claimed by eitherwayokay
045. House/Wilson -- Watching TV and are turned on by something that is not sexy (show or ad).
046. House/Wilson -- First time, Wilson tops.
047. House/Wilson -- established relationship, latex glove is used when they run out of condoms.
048. House/Wilson -- House loses his motorcycle to Wilson at poker. He starts planning in order to get it back. - claimed by swirlsofblue
049. House/Wilson -- rimming. Wilson wants to try it, House is skeptic but in the end caves -- and likes it a lot. - claimed by madwriter223
050. House/Wilson -- assertive!Wilson suddenly makes a move on House, topping. House finds he's not at all averse to the idea...
051. House/Wilson -- a summer holiday at the sea -- a really hot summer!
052. House/Wilson -- Remember in House vs. God when House said, “I keep a sock in my pants”? He actually doesn’t use his own socks. He steals Wilson’s.
053. House/Wilson -- Going with House's well-you-told-me-to explanation in 97 Seconds... At some point Wilson messes something up and snaps, "Oh fuck me." House obliges.
054. House/Wilson: House makes a study of Wilson's eyebrows. And then the rest of him.
055. House/Wilson -- House finds out that Wilson once performed in a porn movie when he was a student.
056. House/Wilson -- Wilson is replaced by an alien who misinterprets the two doctors' relationship and thinks that House is the oncologist's "mate". The copy takes Jimmy's place to get hold of what its species considers the earth's greatest medical mind's genes. - claimed by jerico_cacaw
057. House/Wilson -- House ends up invisible (Tom and Jerry invisible-ink style) and plays naughty tricks on Wilson while he's attending a board meeting.
058. House/Wilson -- House isn't leaving Wilson alone no matter what does, so he tries to ignore House and read an article all the way through foreplay, the sexual act itself, climax and afterglow. - claimed by nemesishamartia and benjimmy
059. House/Wilson, House/OMC -- House meets an almost likable, certainly fuckable guy with an obviously false name (John Smith or something), with whom House starts a sort of sex relationship. When House suggests a threesome, Wilson is shocked to find out that his friend/lover sleeps with his younger brother.
060. House/Wilson -- One day he decides to tell Wilson about his escapades in Shinjuku Nichome during his stay in Japan as a teen.
061. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets fed up with House. Angry/Hate!sex ensues. - claimed by hwshipper
062. House/Wilson -- Sex in public, with or without getting caught. - claimed by orb01
063. House/Wilson -- While imitating a stupid clinic patient, House accidentally finds out that Wilson is turned on by certain accents. He tries to slip in different ones during their conversations, which result in different reactions, until he "hits the spot", so to speak.
064. House/Wilson -- "I'll do anything," he said, "so long as it turns you on."
065. House/Wilson -- Wilson develops a thing for House's voice. After they get together, Wilson challenges House to get him off by talking, without ever touching him. House takes this challenge very, very seriously. - claimed by highlander_ii
066. House/Wilson -- House has sex with a dead Wilson.
067. House/Wilson -- discipline fic! Wilson is always referring to House as a child, so he finally treats him like one and gives him some much-needed discipline. Turns out, it turns them both on.
068. House/Wilson -- dom!Wilson has finally had enough and is willing to hurt House a little. Not necessarily consensual. Rough talk a plus.
069. House/Wilson -- dirty talk. Wilson calls House his bitch, and House doesn't deny it.
070. House/Wilson -- casual rough sex. Must include piano in House's apartment.
071. House/Wilson -- sex toys.
072. House/Wilson -- foot fetish.
073. House/Wilson -- Queer as Folk crossover. Pre-infarction dirty dancing at a dark club in Pittsburgh called Babylon. Of course sweaty sex follows in the "bath house" in the back.
074. House/Wilson -- House is in the rehab swimming pool at PPTH late one night doing a few laps. Wilson stumbles upon him. Sex in swimming pool follows. - claimed by brynnamorgan
075. House/Wilson -- AU vampire!sex. - claimed by srsly_yes
076. House/Wilson -- Wilson is having phone sex with ??? when House walks in the apartment. Odd Couple Arc. - claimed by l57371
077. House/Wilson -- House postulates that Wilson takes so much crap from him because he likes being dominated. House tests theory in stages. Wilson reacts predictably. House implements last stage. Wilson acts unpredictably... very, very unpredictably.
078. House/Wilson -- how they met.
079. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use. - claimed by nemesishamartia and benjimmy
080. House/Wilson -- the expression on House's face when Julie says "sex with James is amazing" is totally priceless. He just can't resist finding out for himself, can he?
081. House/Wilson -- fed up with Wilson's nagging, House declares that he will cut down on Vicodin, but he will need another form of pain treatment - and he prefers blow jobs. To his shock, horror and something uncomfortably close to ecstasy, Wilson agrees. - claimed by nemesishamartia
082. House/Wilson -- established relationship. Been together so long things are slowly getting boring in the bedroom, House takes it upon himself to seduce Wilson all over again. Wilson approves. - claimed by littlemissgg
083. House/Wilson -- Wilson keeps extra blankets and pillows in his office for a reason. Makeshift bed, anyone?
084. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson get trapped up on the balcony/top floor of PPTH. Janitor guy won't be around till morning. It gets cold, of course sex under the stars ensues. - claimed by lilapaddy
085. House/Wilson -- Cuddy watches (and directs), Wilson topping House.
086. House/Wilson -- watching lesbian porn.
087. House/Wilson -- someone put amphetamines in the coffee.
088. House/Wilson -- a dirty job (but someone's gotta do it). (Crossover with Dirty Jobs encouraged.)
089. House/Wilson -- House fears that the Vicodin might be affecting lil' House. He asks Wilson for some help, because there is no way in hell Gregory House could ever have ED. Ever. - claimed by arhh
090. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson must share a hotel room. With only one bed. - claimed by jane_hidell
HOUSE/CHASE
091. House/Chase -- Spanking and bondage. Chase is the top (in control but not aggressive).
092. House/Chase -- House accidentally found Chase porn. Yep, Chase in porn. How would he treat Chase after he saw it?
093. House/Chase -- AU. Chase is not a doctor and House and Chase have sex - one night stand, maybe? - by chance. Afterwards, House finds Chase in the hospital - clinic, maybe? - and is interested in him.
094. House/Chase -- House is in love with Chase. Chase just wants someone to be in love with him.
095. House/Chase -- Consensual bondage, no pain. And white chocolate. And sheets of Egyptian cotton. (Literally, not the song.)
096. House/Chase -- Chase gets rimmed, and a full body wax, and comes without having his cock touched. (Not necessarily in that order.) House likes to talk dirty.
097. House/Chase -- cane sex. Consensual or not.
098. House/Chase -- Before season 4. House has Chase wear a buttplug at work (unbeknownst to Cameron and Foreman). At night, the two men have fun taking it out.
099. House/Chase -- After being fired and then hired as a surgeon (season 4), Chase starts sexually harassing House. Bonus points for making House really embarrassed.
100. sorta-House/Chase -- Chase is masturbating, alone, and can't keep his thoughts away from House. This could be an "OMG, I'm bi" angst-fest, or something fluffy. May or may not end up with the two of them actually together.
101. House/Chase -- House finds out some deep dark secret about Chase and makes it all better with some loving.
102. House/Chase -- Someone is a Bon Jovi fan. Bonus points for every song title you cleverly work into the fic.
103. House/Chase -- Chase finally gets to top.
104. House/Chase -- "You've learned all you can from me." Chase shows up for one final lesson.
105. House/Chase -- post "Human Error," angsty sex.
106. House/Chase -- a chess game.
107. House/Chase -- (if anyone can do this seriously...) Chase is forced into prostitution, and House hires a hooker. You do the math.
108. House/Chase -- hurt/comfort after Chase's father leaves in S1.
WILSON/CHASE
109. Wilson/Chase -- House is suddenly secretive, Wilson and Chase both want answers, both think the other knows why.
110. Wilson/Chase -- Wilson makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase (punching him or firing him, your pick).
111. Wilson/Chase -- House is in rehab; Wilson, alone and depressed, starts getting closer to Chase.
112. Wilson/Chase -- Chase loses a special patient and turns to Wilson for help dealing with it. Comfort sex follows.
113. Wilson/Chase -- You'd better come home/And stop your running around/You'd better come home/And get your feet on the ground/'Cause I won't share my love with anyone new ("You'd Better Come Home" by Petula Clark)
114. Wilson/Chase -- rebound sex. Who they are rebounding from is your choice.
115. Wilson/Chase -- "Finding Judas" canon-filler.
CHASE/FOREMAN
116. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman finds out Chase isn't rich at all. Next, he finds out the pretty Aussie is SO NOT a bottom.
117. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman resents that Chase is actually a better diagnostician than he is. It's a fine line between love and hate.
118. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman made ping pong look a lot more sexy than it actually was.
119. Chase/Foreman -- one of them needs a physical, the other obliges.
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HOUSE/STACY
120. House/Stacy -- Pre-infarction House and Stacy with a strap-on.
121. House/Stacy -- The first time.
122. House/Stacy -- Paintball fights and fingerpainting.
123. House/Stacy -- The night before the infarction. - claimed by shutterbug_12
124. House/Stacy -- Pegging.
HOUSE/AMBER
125. House/Amber -- House makes it up to Amber after having fired her in "Games". Bonus points if you can come up with somewhere in the hospital they're having sex that hasn't already been used by the show.
126. House/Amber -- she confronts him about why she didn't get hired.
HOUSE/THIRTEEN
127. House/Thirteen -- Pre 4x02 "The Right Stuff". She recognizes him while she's out at a bar the night before her interview and decides to see if there's anything that she can do to tip the scales in her favor. Why do you think House has always been so nice to Thirteen?
HOUSE/CAMERON
128. House/Cameron -- Post 4x07 "Ugly". House accidentally/on purpose overhears Chase and Cameron in the locker room. What happens when he corners her in the deserted ER later that night?
129. House/Cameron -- Sick of Chase, Cameron slips out of bed one night and goes to House's apartment. For what? She's not sure. But House is.
130. House/Cameron -- bathroom!sex (but be creative, the hospital is banned!) - claimed by highlander_ii
131. House/Cameron -- elevator sex
132. House/Cameron -- an alternative ending to that scene in Merry Little Christmas; what would have happened if Cameron had stayed the night instead of bandaging him up and leaving? What could she do to take his mind off the withdrawal symptoms? Be as creative as you like ;)
HOUSE/CUDDY
133. House/Cuddy -- pain.
134. House/Cuddy -- He likes motorcycles, she likes horses, they introduce each other to their favorite hobbies.
135. House/Cuddy -- When House goes out for a drink with Thirteen, Cuddy's jealousy overwhelms her. Making up is pure intoxication.
136. House/Cuddy -- How exactly did he switch her birth control pills anyway?
137. House/Cuddy -- House buys a digital video camera and films his naughty heroine in a variety of starring roles.
138. House/Cuddy -- In the wheelchair he was using, she won't let him get up. - claimed by angelfirenze
139. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy drives House's Corvette and then gets around to another stick.
140. House/Cuddy -- WWII AU. House is the wounded soldier, Cuddy is the scared Jewish woman in hiding. As much smut and as serious as possible -- MAKE ME CRY. - claimed by kerryaod
141. House/Cuddy -- office sex (his or hers, points if it's Wilson's).
142. House/Cuddy -- elevator sex (caught on security camera).
143. House/Cuddy -- cross paths at a bar, drunk, sex in bathroom stall.
144. House/Cuddy -- House and Cuddy meet one another online, neither realizing that they know one another, and end up having hot cyber-sex. What happens when they find out the truth?
145. House/Cuddy -- snark, sex, and poker.
146. House/Cuddy -- Wilson watches in secret.
147. House/Cuddy -- Wilson gives directions.
148. House/Cuddy -- what really went on during that conference in Singapore?
149. House/Cuddy -- pegging.
150. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy finds a way to dominate House for once. You choose how.
151. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy goes to jail for perjury. She gets one phone call, to House, who provides many words of encouragement.
152. House/Cuddy -- he's the teacher, she's the school girl.
153. House/Cuddy -- powerplay, and she's in charge. His ass is hers, after all. What will she do with it? Be creative: toys, spanking, fisting, etc.
154. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy is tired of being in charge all the time and looks forward to an evening of submission. House is happy to oblige.
155. House/Cuddy -- the dynamic duo go out on a date, to a porn movie theater. The chairbacks do indeed recline for greater comfort.
156. House/Cuddy -- an epidemic.
157. House/Cuddy -- House only suggested that Cuddy was into bondage. He finds out that she really is.
158. House/Cuddy -- they're in a very boring meeting.
159. House/Cuddy -- he gets her drunk.
160. House/Cuddy -- ice cream.
161. House/Cuddy -- a lazy Sunday morning; Hector the dog narrates what he sees in House's bedroom.
162. House (solo)/Cuddy -- the shower fantasies featuring powerful Cuddy.
163. House/Cuddy -- heat.
164. House/Cuddy -- pregnancy. - claimed by tree
165. House/Cuddy -- Viva Las Vegas.
166. House/Cuddy -- fight for control.
167. House/Cuddy -- playing hooky.
CUDDY/CHASE
168. Cuddy/Chase -- Cuddy makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase (punching him or firing him, your pick). - claimed by rolleson
169. Cuddy/Chase -- She wants a baby. She wants a baby now.
170. Cuddy/Chase -- Chase makes a donation.
171. Cuddy/Chase -- Chase has mommy issues. Cuddy wants to baby someone.
172. Cuddy/Chase -- post "All In." They're both exhausted, but who can sleep after a night like that? And Chase still hasn't gotten any fuzz.
173. Cuddy/Chase -- the boss starts cracking the whip.
174. Cuddy/Chase -- What if the Cam/Chase sleep room incident hadn't been Chase's first encounter there? Post season two.
175. Cuddy/Chase -- S&M
CUDDY/FOREMAN
176. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman makes a donation.
177. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman got pwned by Cuddy when he returned to work for her on House's team. He finds out that he enjoys being dominated.
178. Cuddy/Foreman -- he gets prettier the drunker she gets.
WILSON/CUDDY
179. Wilson/Cuddy -- Wilson does want to march into her office and kiss Cuddy, and does so. (again, 3x19).
180. Wilson/Cuddy -- Cuddy catches Wilson jerking off at work. She requests a repeat performance in private.
181. Wilson/Cuddy -- We know from "Mirror, Mirror" that House is more alpha than Cuddy, but defers to Wilson. Cuddy's a little intrigued by that, and decides to bait Wilson's inner top. Sex obviously ensues.
182. Wilson/Cuddy -- She owes him a favor after being mean to him during the Tritter arc.
183. Wilson/Cuddy -- Wilson makes a donation.
184. Wilson/Cuddy -- They decide to try to get through a date together without discussing House. It doesn't work. But it turns out House-talk is not a turn-off for either of them.
185. Wilson/Cuddy -- they don't know what to do with House. So they do each other. (It's not original, but there isn't enough of it.)
186. Wilson/Cuddy -- House watches.
187. Wilson/Cuddy -- why can't they be lonely together?
WILSON/CAMERON
188. Wilson/Cameron -- they met before she interviewed for the job.
189. Wilson/Cameron -- Cameron has an itch, and only the caring oncologist can scratch it. Wherever and whenever needed.
190. Wilson/Cameron -- Wilson's tired of Cameron's new bossy nature. Wilson takes control, however and any way you choose.
191. Wilson/Cameron -- something pushes them together... add a playground in there somewhere.
192. Wilson/Cameron -- Cameron knows she's over House, now she just has to convince Wilson.
193. Wilson/Cameron -- there were other reasons why their talks stopped happening last year.
194. Wilson/Cameron -- they both want House. They both know the other one wants House. They substitute one another for House. It is hot. This should end unhappily, or at least be canon-compatible.
195. Wilson/Cameron -- after or during episode 2x01 "Acceptance." Yet more UST between them each and House.
196. Wilson/Cameron -- comfort!fic. What if House had died in "No Reason"?
WILSON/AMBER
197. Wilson/Amber -- Wilson finally meets a woman who doesn't fit his 'damsel in distress' modus operandi, but only realizes it when he ends up handcuffed to the bed.
198. Wilson/Amber -- Strap-on.
CHASE/CAMERON
199. Chase/Cameron -- a delivery from Amazon: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Supercharged Karma Sutra Illustrated" -- very inspiring.
200. Chase/Cameron -- She's addicted to sex with Chase. She wants to know where he learned his skills. - claimed by enigma731
201. Chase/Cameron -- Someone is keeping a diary.
202. Chase/Cameron -- pegging.
203. Chase/Cameron -- from microwave pizza to DiGiorno.
204. Chase/Cameron -- he gets nasty drunk and it leads to non-consensual sex. Or just very rough. Either one.
205. Chase/Cameron -- the Internet.
206. Chase/Cameron -- a cold snap.
CAMERON/FOREMAN
207. Cameron/Foreman -- They have to hide somewhere together during a break-in.
208. Cameron/Foreman -- pegging.
209. Cameron/Foreman -- actually ROMANTIC, because hate + time = love.
210. Cameron/Foreman -- Cameron is PISSED OFF that Foreman injected her with Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis.
211. Cameron/Foreman -- what if Foreman was the one Cameron had drug!sex with in "Hunting"?
212. Cameron/Foreman -- coffee.
FEMSLASH
CUDDY/AMBER
213. Cuddy/Amber -- Amber doesn't really want a job at PPTH.
214. Cuddy/Amber -- Jealous Cuddy, post spoilers.
215. Cuddy/Amber -- she's determined to get a job at PPTH somehow.
216. Cuddy/Amber -- AU for S4.08 You Don't Want To Know; CTB wins the challenge in an... interesting way.
CUDDY/STACY
217. Cuddy/Stacy -- girls' night in with chick flicks, ice cream, and bondage.
218. Cuddy/Stacy -- strap-ons, please.
219. Cuddy/Stacy -- bondage and gratuitous use of a stolen cane (make of that what you will...)
220. Cuddy/Stacy -- a scared Stacy seeks solace in Cuddy's arms whilst House undergoes surgery for his leg.
221. Cuddy/Stacy -- House finds out.
222. Cuddy/Stacy -- toys and such. Extra points if Stacy makes legal references. Extra-extra points if they're used correctly.
CUDDY/CAMERON
223. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron always wears the pants in this relationship. Cuddy tries to get that to change to no pants at all.
224. Cuddy/Cameron -- one day, Cameron comes to work wearing these.
225. Cuddy/Cameron -- the five times Cameron stalked Cuddy.
226. Cuddy/Cameron -- secret!hospital sex.
227. Cuddy/Cameron -- seven places in PPTH where Cameron and Cuddy had sex.
228. Cuddy/Cameron -- relationship. Angsty sex. Not at the hospital.
229. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cuddy's curiosity gets the better of her when she finds herself becoming attracted to women for the first time. Cameron's more than willing to help her out. (nervous!Cuddy please)
230. Cuddy/Cameron -- they're frustrated at House, so they take it out on each other.
231. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron's apartment catches on fire and Cuddy takes her in for three weeks while her home is being restored.
232. Cuddy/Cameron -- someone needs to comfort the finally pregnant, but lonely, Cuddy. What's better than sex when your hormones are making you want ice cream all the time? Gentle loving. No toys.
233. Cuddy/Cameron -- rough loving, lots of toys and fun.
234. Cuddy/Cameron -- because Cuddy's latest pregnancy test has come back negative, and Cameron can't resist comforting someone in need.
CAMERON/THIRTEEN
235. Cameron/Thirteen -- not in the hospital, can be any degree of angst over House. Brownie Points for oral.
OTHER
HOUSE/OTHER
236. House/Crandall -- Now they're even.
237. House/Honey -- I think we all know that Honey would be a good and fun time. Happy one night stand kind of sex.
238. House/Lou the janitor -- how House really got those keys.
239. House/Hamilton -- Does anybody remember Dr. Hamilton (or as I call him, "Lady Hamilton") and how desperate he was to employ Foreman? Well, House wouldn't confess it, but he doesn't want to lose his duckling, and desperate times call for drastic measures.
240. House/J.Whitner -- It's apparent that House wants more than just her parking space.
241. House/Kutner -- "What the hell did we just do?" - claimed by cadeira
242. House/teenage stalker -- what if he hadn't sent her away?
243. House/Wilson and/or Chase -- Finally, someone gets to push House to the breaking point. BDSM and all that sort of thing.
244. House/Wilson or Chase or Thirteen or OC -- getting a massage (at least it starts out that way). - claimed by phinnia
245. House/OMC -- House gets a booty call from an old friend.
246. House/anyone -- House comes across a pair of ray-vision glasses that actually work, with which help he finds out that Cuddy and Wilson prefer the same kind of lingerie. I couldn't think of a pairing here, perhaps it's just House alone with his thoughts?
247. House/OFC -- she's intelligent, not a hooker, and his age. Wilson getting jealous is optional.
248. House/OFC -- The first time House uses a prostitute, at Wilson's suggestion.
249. House/OMC -- House was in gay military porn. Cameron finds the tape during the investigation of the guy in Top Secret.
250. House/any male -- House bottoms.
251. House/anyone -- AU where House has the leg amputated and Stacy/Cuddy/Wilson/the party of your choice sleeps with him sometime afterward. Major bonus points if it's not crackfic.
WILSON/OTHER
252. Wilson/Kutner -- Remember when Wilson took over the lecture hall? Kutner's hot for teacher!
253. Wilson/Foreman -- Wilson always has the upper hand.
254. Wilson/Crandall -- Wilson finds out Crandall and House were a couple, hate!sex ensues. - claimed by eitherwayokay
255. Wilson/Debbie from Accounting -- geeky accounting sex (from Debbie's POV, if you can manage). Puns are icing on a delicious geeky cake.
256. Wilson/Robin -- Wilson, a hooker, and a strap on.
257. Wilson/OMC -- jealous!House.
258. Wilson/any female -- Pushed to his limit, Wilson gets rough and dominant.
259. Wilson/OC -- mind-blowing, no strings attached, angst-free sex. - claimed by t_eyla
260. Wilson/anyone -- trying to avoid the advances of a persistent stalker (male or female) Wilson kisses the first person he can find. They are remarkably receptive.
CUDDY/OTHER
261. Cuddy/Lou the janitor -- Somewhere in the hospital. She's naked except for her shoes, he's fully dressed.
262. Cuddy/Julie - what if Cuddy was the one Julie had an affair with?
263. Cuddy/Kutner -- Cuddy thinks she's being a little too Mrs. Robinson when she sleeps with Kutner. Kutner proves that he's the one teaching her a little something about sex.
264. Cuddy/anyone -- Cuddy and her vibrator, thinking about doing any or all of the main characters. The more, the merrier.
CHASE/OTHER
265. Chase/Amber -- Blond(e) ambition.
266. Chase/Sister Augustine -- That's the nun from ep 1.05 "Damned If You Do". They meet again a year later, and things spin out of control. Yes, she is still a nun.
267. Chase/Brenda -- In which Brenda punishes Chase for covering House's clinic hours.
CAMERON/OTHER
268. Cameron/Cuddy or Cameron/Stacy -- Cameron's first time with a girl.
269. Cameron/Cindy -- She's scared, she's alone, she's dying ... close enough.
270. Cameron/any female -- Cam finds House’s Lesbian Prison Stories book.
THREESOMES AND MORESOMES
271. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House dies somehow. Wilson and Cuddy try to absolve their grief and realize their attraction to House didn't only bond them to him, but to one another, as well. House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, with shades of OT3.
272. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House convinces dares seduces Cuddy into anal sex. Wilson catches them. Anal sex and masturbation promptly follow.
273. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Snowed in together in a hotel during a conference. The power goes out. However will they pass the time?
274. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- New Jersey passes a law allowing three people to legally wed. House, Cuddy, and a finally happy Wilson on their wedding night. - claimed by brynnamorgan
275. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House can't sleep. Wilson and Cuddy are trying to. Frottage ensues.
276. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- it has to be about pleasing Wilson who is angsting for whatever reason you want (divorce? coming out?).
277. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Established relationship. Wilson's stuck at an oncology conference. House and Cuddy let him know how much they miss him, in various creative ways. - claimed by angelfirenze
278. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House is bored and comes up with an evil plan to seduce Cuddy and Wilson into his bed. His plan must include five steps, two of which have to be: 1) Conning Wilson into cooking all three of them dinner one night. 2) Pushing one of them into a closet and groping them until they agree to the threesome.
279. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Cuddy takes a "sick day." House and Wilson investigate. - claimed by rolleson
280. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Wilson has to attend one of his ex-wife's second marriage. who will he take with?
281. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- love in an elevator (livin' it up when I'm goin' down).
282. House/Wilson/Cameron -- a game of spin the cane turns into a dogpile.
283. House/Wilson/Cameron -- Wilson brings House a present, a tied up and blindfolded Cameron.
284. House/Wilson/Cameron -- rewrite of Resignation scene. Cameron enters House’s apartment and finds House is not alone in his bed.
285. House/Wilson/Cameron -- House and Jimmy have been fighting more than usual and Cameron is sick of seeing them miserable. She goes to both of them with a proposition and the results are more than she bargained for.
286. House/Wilson/Amber -- Pre-"Games". Amber walks in on House and Wilson screwing around in Wilson's office. She'll keep quiet, but only if she gets to join in.
287. House/Wilson/Amber -- Amber brings Wilson a present, a tied up and blindfolded House.
288. House/Wilson/Amber -- House harasses Amber.
289. House/Wilson/Chase -- House wants to see what Wilson looks like during sex, so shoves a (slightly reluctant) Chase into Wilson's bed in order to watch.
290. House/Wilson/Chase -- matches (Love Hurts, anyone?).
291. House/Wilson/Chase -- some type of dominance play, one forced to hump a pillow or something to get off.
292. House/Wilson/Chase -- In the balcony of Wilson's office. All three get to both top and bottom.
293. House/Wilson/Stacy -- (pre-infarction) House attempts to make golfing fun.
294. House/Wilson/Stacy -- Pre-infarction threesome, mainly Wilson/Stacy with House helping, shades of House/Wilson that Stacy (and possibly also Wilson) are oblivious to
295. House/Wilson/Prostitute -- either House with a prostitute (male or female!) and thinking of Wilson instead, or all three of them are together. - claimed by hwshipper
296. House/Wilson/OC -- House catches Wilson making out/having sex with someone else (anyone! including OFC or OMC) and watches. The other two don't know House is there.
297. House/Wilson/OMCs -- Group sex.
298. House/Wilson/OFC -- Wilson sandwich! Bonus points if they all get off at the same time.
299. House/Cuddy/Cameron -- screw House! Literally! They're sick of his crap, and may have finally found a way to make him a bit more happy at the workplace.
300. House/Cuddy/Cameron -- Now that Cameron's no longer working for House, she and Cuddy have become pretty good friends. One night after going out for drinks, they both decide to give House a visit. Will they regret it in the morning?
301. House/Cuddy/Chase -- punishment isn't always what you think it is. Cuddy and House punish Chase.
302. (House)/Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- House just sits there and commands their every move. In the diagnostics room. Which has glass walls. (Maximum smut, no need to be realistic.)
303. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Foreman wants pleasure. Chase wants love. Cameron wants to fix them both.
304. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Deciding drugging Wilson’s coffee was hilarious, House doses the ducklings and is very surprised by the result.
305. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Brain-Cancer!threesome - claimed by enigma731
306. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- in which they finally have threesome sex.
307. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- woman on top.
308. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Foreman is leaving. Chase and Cameron don't want him to.
309. Chase/Cameron/Kutner -- stuck in an elevator; Kutner is frightened of crashing, Chase and Cam find a way to distract him
310. Chase/Cameron/Cuddy -- three Cs in a bed. Who's in control? Who has the most to lose?
311. Chase/Cameron/Thirteen -- The two women try to prove to Chase that they're not similar at all.
312. Chase/Cameron/Amber -- Blondes have more fun. Cameron is a lot kinkier than Chase ever imagined.
313. Chase/Cameron/anyone of your choice -- she likes people watching (or big orange cats watching).
314. Foreman/Cuddy/Cameron -- House implies that Foreman is too chivalrous (aka a pussy in House-speak) to take advantage of two women at the same time. Will he be able to prove him wrong?
315. Cuddy/Stacy/Cameron -- pure threesome smut. No plot necessary.
316. House/Wilson/Chase/Cameron -- inspired by Wilson's "do you swing?" comment in Son of Coma Guy.
317. House/Stacy/Wilson/2nd wife -- The women managed to talk them into a double date, so the men try to talk them into non-monogamous sexual activities. This doesn't have to stay het, either.
318. Cuddy/House/Cameron/Chase/Foreman/Wilson -- Seriously. Who doesn't wanna see that?
OTHER PAIRINGS/MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
319. Cuddy/House, Cuddy/Wilson, Cuddy/OMC -- Cuddy, advanced in pregnancy, just can't get enough.
320. House/Wilson, Wilson/Robin -- Robin (the prostitute from "Airborne") is going after Wilson (hey, he makes her a better person and he's both hot and respectful). Of course, House is jealous and does something about it.
321. Cameron/Thirteen, Chase/Taub, Foreman/Kutner -- House instructs his old fellows to 'break the new kids in.' And boy, do they ever.
322. Foreman/Brenda -- why he really dumped Nurse Wendy.
323. Thirteen/Amber -- Amber discovers that Thirteen got hired for House's team.
324. Vogler/Tritter -- It's nasty, it's ugly, it's unlubricated, it's unsatisfying--it's just what they deserve and House has the YouTube account!
FREE FOR ALL
325. The hospital hosts a masquerade ball. Anonymous!Sex abounds.
326. Any tie-kink!Wilson (or tie-kink anyone for that matter) is greatly appreciated!
327. Everyone/Anyone -- Chemical sabotage sends PPTH into a crazy spiral of drug-induced orgies.
328. Any pairing -- a reenactment of the no-masturbation dare in that one episode of Seinfeld.
X-OVERS
329. Anyone/Addison (from Grey's Anatomy) -- who's up for some cross-hospital affairs?
330. Wilson/George (Grey's Anatomy) -- after George failed his boards, he realized that what he really wanted to do was oncology. And men. - claimed by hermiones_twin
331. Jack Harkness/everyone -- give me a House/Torchwood crossover fic where Jack seduces House, his lackeys, Wilson and Cuddy...let Jack have his wicked way with everyone...crack!orgies allowed.
332. House/Cuddy, DiNozzo -- A crossover between House and NCIS. House finds Cuddy flirting with DiNozzo for any reason. House is jealous and decides to 'mark his territory'.
333. Foreman/Jordan (from Scrubs) -- HATESEX.
334. House/Cristina (Grey's Anatomy) -- Cristina's had enough of Seattle's craziness, so she heads East ... and finds that Princeton has its own share of drama.