GHL Round 2 - Masterlist Submissions
Hello, everyone,
to give folks something to do during the summer hiatus, recrudescence and myself decided to start a third round of Get House Laid. It's going to be a clean-up round, which means we'll be re-posting all the prompts left over from round one and two for GHL writers to claim. So if you have almost-finished art or fic left over from the earlier rounds, don't worry - all you will have to do is snatch the same prompt again.
Round two of GHL is now officially closed for any submissions. Also, I would like to point out that this is not a general House comm which you can use to cross-post fic. Anything posted or cross-posted here needs to be fanfic or fanart based on one of our prompts. Thank you.
Round two brought the House fandom fifty-two stories and two pieces of fanart. We have compiled a masterlist of all submissions with links to each piece of fanwork.
Slash
Creature of the Night (1lostone)
House/Wilson -- Rocky Horror Picture Show.
A Cry for Help (ace_of_spades6)
House/Wilson -- after Wilson saws through House's cane (in S2), House retaliates, and the pranks they play on each other get progressively more kinky.
Love in Elevators and Cocaine (ace_of_spades6)
House/Wilson -- established relationship. House and Wilson have a "getting in the mood" song. One (or both) of them hears it at work, body parts won't calm down, trouble ensues… or office sex ;)
The Code (arhh)
House/Wilson -- Handkerchief Code; bonus if someone else notices without being told.
Pinned (beren_sama)
House/Wilson -- "I always thought you'd end up pinning me to a wall. But this isn't what I was expecting."
All Tied Up (brynnamorgan)
[ART] House/Wilson -- Wilson discovers House's restraint kink.
Hug-A-Jew Day (causticchick)
House/Wilson -- February 1st is Hug-A-Jew Day (apparantly). House celebrates with great enthusiasm.
Doing The Dishes (hibernia1)
House/Wilson -- doing something really dirty with (probably dirty) kitchen stuff.
Reality Bites (hwshipper)
House/Wilson -- The first time House has sex after his infarction.
The House/Wilson Wedding Night (hwshipper)
House/Wilson -- wedding night; bonus points if a desperate Cameron makes an appearance.
Take Me For a Ride (l57371)
House/Wilson -- Wilson is afraid of House's motorcycle. House teaches him there's no reason for that.
The Warner Brothers Matchmaking Service (l57371)
House/Wilson -- Wilson has a tattoo. When House finds out, he is turned on. He hopes hearing the story behind it would make the arousal go away, but instead it's worse.
Eye-Patches and Bottles of Rum (ladymurha)
House/Wilson -- pirate sex!
High (ladymurha)
House/Wilson -- House is bored. Wilson is depressed. House obtains tank of laughing gas to amuse them both. High!sex.
Conspicuous (lilapaddy)
House/Wilson -- Sex at work, stumbled upon by Kutner.
Interruption (lilapaddy)
House/Wilson -- House witness his best friend having sex with his female assistant. Later he gives Wilson several pointers (by demonstrating on Wilson’s body).
Because He Can (magie_05)
House/Wilson -- Smut that takes place before the Ketamine treatment wears off and House still has full use of his leg. Unusual positions are a plus!
Discovery (nakeno and recrudescene)
House/Wilson -- Porpoise porn, cracky smut, smutty crack, or plain old masturbation fantasy; character(s) of your choice.
A Letter Home (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents find out, not in the way Wilson would have liked to tell them.
A Piece of Wood (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- arguing in a public toilet about who might be bigger... (*waves ruler*).
Cuffs (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- Most of the PPTH folk assume House is dominant (or just domineering), but his partner knows (or finds out) otherwise. Extra points for including Knows-More-About-BDSM-Than-He-Lets-On!Chase, even if he's not House's partner.
Evasion (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- Wilson is dropping hints. House appears oblivious. Wilson drops subtlety; House still appears oblivious... though he's not surprised when Wilson finally jumps him.
Faces (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- During a conference meeting, in which House gets pressed to attend, too, our doctor buddies get bored. Good for them that decades ago, they came up with their own discrete sign language, and even though Wilson acts as if he didn't notice, House knows he likes what he's got to tell him.
Joking (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- House surprise kisses/jumps/molests Wilson in the hospital, who is very surprised, House tries to pass it off as a joke -- take it from there.
Mile High Club (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- sex in an airplane.
Payback (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- Wilson under House's new desk giving lil' Greg a great big kiss. Do they get caught or not?
A Kind of Cockle-Shell About You (phinnia)
House/Wilson -- Wilson befriends the transsexual nurse, who is awesome and sells him on the idea of banging House.
Blackout (phinnia)
House/Wilson -- already in a relationship with House, Wilson wins a bet and gets to tie him up and blindfold him.
Three Divorces and a Handshake Later (sodiumbisulfite)
House/Wilson -- House gets turned on by Wilson wearing his clothes.
Apology (ralaegidius)
House/Wilson -- punishment/apology sex for the Tritter debacle, you decide who is the one apologizing.
Give and Take (recrudescence)
House/Wilson -- House wants to be forced.
The Big Blue (triedunture)
House/Wilson -- first time with a dildo.
Doing it Wrong (usomitai)
House/Wilson -- a Comedy: Poor Kutner has the worst (best?) kind of luck. He keeps walking in on House and Wilson when the boys are busy (groping one another, fixing House's collar, bent over a table to look at something, kissing, or whatever...) and Kutner tries to tell anyone who will listen that these two are having a relationship, but no one takes him seriously. (Bonus points if he gets so fed up that he tries to drag one of the original ducklings back to "witness" something, only to find that House and Wilson are now just having lunch or some other "innocent" activity.)
So Much Gold (ladymurha)
House/Chase -- Consensual but rough sex, House topping, with lots of tugging of Chase's pretty hair.
Het
I've Seen Love (angelfirenze)
House/Cuddy -- "How long have you known me?" A lifelong passion burns brighter in its fourth decade.
Close The Door, Put Out The Light (cryptictac)
House/Cuddy -- The night House gave Cuddy everything she wanted.
High in the Sky (kerryaod)
House/Cuddy -- during "Airborne" -- joining the Mile High Club.
The Fate of a Date (kerryaod)
House/Cuddy -- House ruins yet another one of Cuddy's dates and she's furious with him the next day. There's only one way to shut her up. Angry!Office-sex.
Trying to Divide by Zero (tree)
House/Cuddy -- either one caught masturbating, excites the other.
Two's More Fun (phinnia)
House/Thirteen -- must involve the line "We need to have sex right now."
Assignation (zagzagael)
House/Thirteen - 13 gets really cranky, and takes it out on House.
All Over You (enigma731)
Chase/Cameron -- Cameron is finally over House, maybe Chase isn't so bad after all. Cameron shows Chase just how much she loves him.
Thy Love is Better Than Wine (vitawash24)
Chase/Cameron -- Song of Solomon.
Need (surreallis)
House/Cameron -- She comes back without the needle.
Batteries and Curry (arhh)
House/Stacy -- If her phone had run out of batteries in the "Failure to Communicate" hotel room...
Applause (avidreadergirl)
Wilson/Cuddy -- What Wilson and Cuddy really did in the private box at the play. (3x19).
Untitled (ithilwenn)
Cuddy/Tritter -- he knows she perjured herself; what price is his silence? This one could be quite dark.
Threesomes
Salacious Removal (angelfirenze)
House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Cuddy is ambushed. Risky/semi-public sex, half-naked sex, double penetration.
Game Theory and Strategy (oldblue)
House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House is being uncharacteristically nice. Wilson and Cuddy are concerned. (but really, who wouldn't be?)
Fantasy #13 (highlander_ii)
House/Wilson/Cameron -- twosome balcony seduction. Voyeuristic!House, Cam, or Wilson from Wilson or House's office.
Brenda Takes Charge (bryannamorgan)
[ART] House/Wilson/Nurse Brenda -- abusing the clinic rooms for private purposes -- Brenda finds out and joins in.
Femslash
Let's Do This (ithilwenn)
Cameron/Cuddy -- "What, you've never been watched before?" Cameronfic based off that line.
Ripples in Still Water (phinnia)
Cameron/Thirteen - Rainstorm.
Other
Sterile Love (fatal_s)
Wilson/? -- Wilson gets tentacle raped.
to give folks something to do during the summer hiatus, recrudescence and myself decided to start a third round of Get House Laid. It's going to be a clean-up round, which means we'll be re-posting all the prompts left over from round one and two for GHL writers to claim. So if you have almost-finished art or fic left over from the earlier rounds, don't worry - all you will have to do is snatch the same prompt again.
Round two of GHL is now officially closed for any submissions. Also, I would like to point out that this is not a general House comm which you can use to cross-post fic. Anything posted or cross-posted here needs to be fanfic or fanart based on one of our prompts. Thank you.
Round two brought the House fandom fifty-two stories and two pieces of fanart. We have compiled a masterlist of all submissions with links to each piece of fanwork.
Slash
Creature of the Night (1lostone)
House/Wilson -- Rocky Horror Picture Show.
A Cry for Help (ace_of_spades6)
House/Wilson -- after Wilson saws through House's cane (in S2), House retaliates, and the pranks they play on each other get progressively more kinky.
Love in Elevators and Cocaine (ace_of_spades6)
House/Wilson -- established relationship. House and Wilson have a "getting in the mood" song. One (or both) of them hears it at work, body parts won't calm down, trouble ensues… or office sex ;)
The Code (arhh)
House/Wilson -- Handkerchief Code; bonus if someone else notices without being told.
Pinned (beren_sama)
House/Wilson -- "I always thought you'd end up pinning me to a wall. But this isn't what I was expecting."
All Tied Up (brynnamorgan)
[ART] House/Wilson -- Wilson discovers House's restraint kink.
Hug-A-Jew Day (causticchick)
House/Wilson -- February 1st is Hug-A-Jew Day (apparantly). House celebrates with great enthusiasm.
Doing The Dishes (hibernia1)
House/Wilson -- doing something really dirty with (probably dirty) kitchen stuff.
Reality Bites (hwshipper)
House/Wilson -- The first time House has sex after his infarction.
The House/Wilson Wedding Night (hwshipper)
House/Wilson -- wedding night; bonus points if a desperate Cameron makes an appearance.
Take Me For a Ride (l57371)
House/Wilson -- Wilson is afraid of House's motorcycle. House teaches him there's no reason for that.
The Warner Brothers Matchmaking Service (l57371)
House/Wilson -- Wilson has a tattoo. When House finds out, he is turned on. He hopes hearing the story behind it would make the arousal go away, but instead it's worse.
Eye-Patches and Bottles of Rum (ladymurha)
House/Wilson -- pirate sex!
High (ladymurha)
House/Wilson -- House is bored. Wilson is depressed. House obtains tank of laughing gas to amuse them both. High!sex.
Conspicuous (lilapaddy)
House/Wilson -- Sex at work, stumbled upon by Kutner.
Interruption (lilapaddy)
House/Wilson -- House witness his best friend having sex with his female assistant. Later he gives Wilson several pointers (by demonstrating on Wilson’s body).
Because He Can (magie_05)
House/Wilson -- Smut that takes place before the Ketamine treatment wears off and House still has full use of his leg. Unusual positions are a plus!
Discovery (nakeno and recrudescene)
House/Wilson -- Porpoise porn, cracky smut, smutty crack, or plain old masturbation fantasy; character(s) of your choice.
A Letter Home (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents find out, not in the way Wilson would have liked to tell them.
A Piece of Wood (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- arguing in a public toilet about who might be bigger... (*waves ruler*).
Cuffs (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- Most of the PPTH folk assume House is dominant (or just domineering), but his partner knows (or finds out) otherwise. Extra points for including Knows-More-About-BDSM-Than-He-Lets-On!Chase, even if he's not House's partner.
Evasion (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- Wilson is dropping hints. House appears oblivious. Wilson drops subtlety; House still appears oblivious... though he's not surprised when Wilson finally jumps him.
Faces (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- During a conference meeting, in which House gets pressed to attend, too, our doctor buddies get bored. Good for them that decades ago, they came up with their own discrete sign language, and even though Wilson acts as if he didn't notice, House knows he likes what he's got to tell him.
Joking (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- House surprise kisses/jumps/molests Wilson in the hospital, who is very surprised, House tries to pass it off as a joke -- take it from there.
Mile High Club (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- sex in an airplane.
Payback (nemesishamartia)
House/Wilson -- Wilson under House's new desk giving lil' Greg a great big kiss. Do they get caught or not?
A Kind of Cockle-Shell About You (phinnia)
House/Wilson -- Wilson befriends the transsexual nurse, who is awesome and sells him on the idea of banging House.
Blackout (phinnia)
House/Wilson -- already in a relationship with House, Wilson wins a bet and gets to tie him up and blindfold him.
Three Divorces and a Handshake Later (sodiumbisulfite)
House/Wilson -- House gets turned on by Wilson wearing his clothes.
Apology (ralaegidius)
House/Wilson -- punishment/apology sex for the Tritter debacle, you decide who is the one apologizing.
Give and Take (recrudescence)
House/Wilson -- House wants to be forced.
The Big Blue (triedunture)
House/Wilson -- first time with a dildo.
Doing it Wrong (usomitai)
House/Wilson -- a Comedy: Poor Kutner has the worst (best?) kind of luck. He keeps walking in on House and Wilson when the boys are busy (groping one another, fixing House's collar, bent over a table to look at something, kissing, or whatever...) and Kutner tries to tell anyone who will listen that these two are having a relationship, but no one takes him seriously. (Bonus points if he gets so fed up that he tries to drag one of the original ducklings back to "witness" something, only to find that House and Wilson are now just having lunch or some other "innocent" activity.)
So Much Gold (ladymurha)
House/Chase -- Consensual but rough sex, House topping, with lots of tugging of Chase's pretty hair.
Het
I've Seen Love (angelfirenze)
House/Cuddy -- "How long have you known me?" A lifelong passion burns brighter in its fourth decade.
Close The Door, Put Out The Light (cryptictac)
House/Cuddy -- The night House gave Cuddy everything she wanted.
High in the Sky (kerryaod)
House/Cuddy -- during "Airborne" -- joining the Mile High Club.
The Fate of a Date (kerryaod)
House/Cuddy -- House ruins yet another one of Cuddy's dates and she's furious with him the next day. There's only one way to shut her up. Angry!Office-sex.
Trying to Divide by Zero (tree)
House/Cuddy -- either one caught masturbating, excites the other.
Two's More Fun (phinnia)
House/Thirteen -- must involve the line "We need to have sex right now."
Assignation (zagzagael)
House/Thirteen - 13 gets really cranky, and takes it out on House.
All Over You (enigma731)
Chase/Cameron -- Cameron is finally over House, maybe Chase isn't so bad after all. Cameron shows Chase just how much she loves him.
Thy Love is Better Than Wine (vitawash24)
Chase/Cameron -- Song of Solomon.
Need (surreallis)
House/Cameron -- She comes back without the needle.
Batteries and Curry (arhh)
House/Stacy -- If her phone had run out of batteries in the "Failure to Communicate" hotel room...
Applause (avidreadergirl)
Wilson/Cuddy -- What Wilson and Cuddy really did in the private box at the play. (3x19).
Untitled (ithilwenn)
Cuddy/Tritter -- he knows she perjured herself; what price is his silence? This one could be quite dark.
Threesomes
Salacious Removal (angelfirenze)
House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Cuddy is ambushed. Risky/semi-public sex, half-naked sex, double penetration.
Game Theory and Strategy (oldblue)
House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House is being uncharacteristically nice. Wilson and Cuddy are concerned. (but really, who wouldn't be?)
Fantasy #13 (highlander_ii)
House/Wilson/Cameron -- twosome balcony seduction. Voyeuristic!House, Cam, or Wilson from Wilson or House's office.
Brenda Takes Charge (bryannamorgan)
[ART] House/Wilson/Nurse Brenda -- abusing the clinic rooms for private purposes -- Brenda finds out and joins in.
Femslash
Let's Do This (ithilwenn)
Cameron/Cuddy -- "What, you've never been watched before?" Cameronfic based off that line.
Ripples in Still Water (phinnia)
Cameron/Thirteen - Rainstorm.
Other
Sterile Love (fatal_s)
Wilson/? -- Wilson gets tentacle raped.