...whether the Large Hadron Collider has destroyed the earth yet or not:

http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

I am feeling deeply bored.

In order to waste your time, if you haven't been there already: ask a ninja.

If you ever wondered how much interactive flash animation is too much interactive flash animation, this movie's website answers it pretty decisively. Regardless, the movie looks like something I'd like. It's made by the same guy who made Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which remains one of my favorites.

I don't know why I'm posting this. I feel compelled by a mysterious-yet-irresistable force:

things that are onions

Make sure you've got the sound turned on and are in the middle of a quiet room full of people doing something else.

( In case you were wondering )

This is sort of funny. Apparently, it's for real:
The Alibi Network

"We provide alibis, or a way to justify absences from home, work, family events, etc. The basic concept is rather simple: we invent, create and provide alibis and excuses for people wishing to justify absences. These alibis can take various forms: a telephone call simulating work ( Read more... )

101 2-litre bottles of Diet Coke, 523 Mentos, 2 men, and a dream