Did I ever tell you about the time I was stuck on a turtle?

[gerard_of_amber]

A great big world turtle. HUGE. Islands got out of its way.  I built a few huts on the flat of the shell. Wood's not hard to find, as this beastie just runs over ships.  Gives me able firewood, too. Just strike the kindling on the side of my face

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[malachi_rta]

Wonder how things are back home.

Busy.

Occasionally infested with bugs.

[gerard_of_amber]

Bugs?

[discordia_rta]

Bugs.

[malachi_rta]

As Discordia says. Bugs. Also the occasional change in government and other less important things.

[addison_rta]

Governmental "upgrade." It was minor upgrade. After a small period of complete anarchy and no one at the helm.

[gerard_of_amber]

What happened to Corwin?

[servalle_rta]

He decided to follow in your father's footsteps.

[gerard_of_amber]

Oh, bloody Unicorn's left teat.....

[servalle_rta]

Oh you have no idea, my Brobdingnagian friend.

[gerard_of_amber]

Say that six times fast.

So I take it Caine seized the throne?

[servalle_rta]

Brobdingnagian Brobdingnagian Brobdingnagian Brobdingnagian Brobdingnagian Brobdingnagian?

Why don't you come into the city on a southern approach, and we'll I'll meet you along the way. We can talk.

[gerard_of_amber]

Soon as I get somewhere that trumps work, I'm getting off this barge of a turtle.

Failing that, I'll try to steer over you.

Aren't you supposed to be on dry land, as an ambassador?

[servalle_rta]

No, I quit some time back. Now I lurk beneath the waves and plot the day when we will rise up and drown you all.

I mean, I've been catching up on my reading.

[addison_rta]

No, I quit some time back. Now I lurk beneath the waves and plot the day when we will rise up and drown you all.

Yay Doom! I mean, ah yes, that would be rather bad, yes.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Aw, now I'll never get that Very Old Rum!

[addison_rta]

He fired most of his government (well, me, at least) and exited stage left. Government is coming back online, slowly, but it is rather more formal military uniform-shaped.