WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK?!
First WTF of the day: I haven't read any email for... um... since last Wednesday? Something like that. Sorry. (baby kitty to care for, state fair weekend, too much sun, sick, not enough sleep, didn't think to deal with the laptop) Oops.
Second WTF of the day is actually two: For thirteen years I drove around Denver after swearing early in my life to NEVER drive there EVAR and did not have so many near misses in one day as I did today in my own fucking hometown. And then my mother laughed at me. (you will need to know first that we joke about the baby kitty 'being invisible' when she has her eyes shut because we used to have a dog that would shut his eyes and act like he wasn't in the middle of the rug where he didn't belong because his eyes were closed so obviously if he couldn't see us we couldn't see him)
I am driving down the street (and there was NOBODY ON IT) la la la, and a truck pulls out of a parking lot and about t-bones us on the passenger side. I started yelling RIGHT OF WAY ASSHOLE I HAVE IT and my mom laughed. I continued to rant as only I can do about the stupid and if people were going to drive like idjits I should have kept my damn greenie plates and joined in the rude driving, at least I would have an excuse then. Jackass in truck drove off like a bat outta hell and may or may not have run a red light. So on we go from downtown to the edge of town, this takes about five minutes, and I am driving down the street AND THERE WERE PEOPLE ON IT and a semi pulls out of a parking lot and about t-bones us on the driver's side. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?? ARE MY EYES CLOSED AM I INVISIBLE WHY THE HELL DON'T PEOPLE LOOK WHERE THEY ARE GOING WHEN I HAVE THE CLEAR LEGAL RIGHT OF WAY??? I ask you. My mother laughed, likely so she wouldn't die of a heart attack because two close calls five minutes apart are WAY TOO MANY FOR ONE DAY let alone one half hour.
Apparently Sears & Roebuck and the Crackerjack Company are doing a fine business in driver's licenses in Wyoming.
Second WTF of the day is actually two: For thirteen years I drove around Denver after swearing early in my life to NEVER drive there EVAR and did not have so many near misses in one day as I did today in my own fucking hometown. And then my mother laughed at me. (you will need to know first that we joke about the baby kitty 'being invisible' when she has her eyes shut because we used to have a dog that would shut his eyes and act like he wasn't in the middle of the rug where he didn't belong because his eyes were closed so obviously if he couldn't see us we couldn't see him)
I am driving down the street (and there was NOBODY ON IT) la la la, and a truck pulls out of a parking lot and about t-bones us on the passenger side. I started yelling RIGHT OF WAY ASSHOLE I HAVE IT and my mom laughed. I continued to rant as only I can do about the stupid and if people were going to drive like idjits I should have kept my damn greenie plates and joined in the rude driving, at least I would have an excuse then. Jackass in truck drove off like a bat outta hell and may or may not have run a red light. So on we go from downtown to the edge of town, this takes about five minutes, and I am driving down the street AND THERE WERE PEOPLE ON IT and a semi pulls out of a parking lot and about t-bones us on the driver's side. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?? ARE MY EYES CLOSED AM I INVISIBLE WHY THE HELL DON'T PEOPLE LOOK WHERE THEY ARE GOING WHEN I HAVE THE CLEAR LEGAL RIGHT OF WAY??? I ask you. My mother laughed, likely so she wouldn't die of a heart attack because two close calls five minutes apart are WAY TOO MANY FOR ONE DAY let alone one half hour.
Apparently Sears & Roebuck and the Crackerjack Company are doing a fine business in driver's licenses in Wyoming.