Feb 21, 2006 11:51
Okay Andy, we're done. Through.
I propose the following division of assets:
Greg will keep
- Lester, the Duck-shaped bookend
- the "Dick Tator" T-Shirt I stole at the Soph Garage sale two years ago
- sole ownership of Crazy-Go-Nuts University and all its subsidiaries
- the bear holding a shark
Andy will keep
- the giant silver sequined cock, since he lost it already
- the kids, the car and the house
- your mom
- exclusive lounge fishing rights to the third floor "devo lounge", and it's immediate surroundings
As well, Andy will not come within 6 feet of MB303, especially when Greg is occupying that space.