Okay so I'm joining this community called
wystria it's an RP community set up by a good friend of mine whom I love quite a lot.
Well while thinking of characters a few things came to mind I said... "What would be the most horribly awkward teacher ever?"
And Matt provided me with an amazing idea, "Marry Poppins... teaching sex ed." Which is admittedly both my our ticket to hell and amazingly genius at the same time. But I knew I couldn't stay in character, it's hard to turn her songs into horrible mockeries of what they should be. And I just wasn't up to that.
So then I thought, what about Dark Vader... as the school counselor. And this is a fake RP Sample I came up with. I'll be submitting another one but I figured it was too good to neglect entirely:
It was finally his break, he didn’t have to deal with any more brats for the next two hours and Anakin could finally go get something to eat. He stood from his desk and after making sure his papers were in order left the room to head to the staff room.
He made a beeline for the fridge; he was looking forward to finally getting to eat the sub he had made that morning. He opened the door to the fridge and peered inside, but it was strangely empty. He pushed aside a Tupperware container of chicken salad to look behind it but nothing. Slamming the door to the refrigerator he looked around. Then he saw it, in the trash, laying there only half eaten, his sub.
It was too much to take, as he sank to his knees Anakin threw his hands in the air and bellowed, “Nooooooooooo!”