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[george500]

This evening when I got home my mother told me this story

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[tubyred]

oh! i thought it was d: all of the above.
i'm no good at multiple choice quizzes.

[george500]

Is that a pig face? I've wondered, but I've been way too afraid to ask. It's fucking horrifying. Jesus. Don't tell Tea, I'm scared.

Tubyred is Tea, btw, Kevin.

[phanatic]

All of the above!

[george500]

Exactly.

[george500]

it's funny, we've been friended so long, you knew I wouldn't bother writing a post about my father only pissing himself or losing his pants. It really wouldn't be worth it.

[tubyred]

did this happen while you were out for the evening?
how did he get unstuck?
what is it with your father and his damn pants?

(excellent description of the grapefruit and the pencils).

[george500]

Yes. I'm not sure how he got unstuck. He got stuck in the trunk of his car, once, too.

My father is only loosely affiliated with his pants.

[tubyred]

did it occur to him that it was too cold outside to go running around naked? what the hell is wrong with that guy?

[george500]

I think the window pulled the pants off. At least he we unclothed when he began to pee. :(

[quiet_life]

so technically, he did not pee his pants.
the situation was bad enough as it was, he wasn't going to add that likelihood to the story. or something.
poor guy :(
how did he get unstuck? did he pee to make himself skinnier?
was grease involved?

[george500]

I'm not sure, my mother was half asleep when she told me and I started laughing to hard to think of questions.

[havenleah]

:(

[george500]

I know :(

[george500]

Right on, after Christmas.