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This evening when I got home my mother told me this story.
Part of a bed frame or something tipped over in my father's room, just inside the door, while the door was shut, blocking the door. My father was outside the room at this time, so he was locked out of his room. He decided to crawl in the window from the outside. My father is quite old and has an immense stomach. He's built like a grapefruit with four pencils sticking out of it. He managed to open the window from the outside and began to crawl in.
When he was half-way inside the window all three of these things happened, in this order. He...
A; Became stuck.
B; Lost his pants.
C; Urinated.
Part of a bed frame or something tipped over in my father's room, just inside the door, while the door was shut, blocking the door. My father was outside the room at this time, so he was locked out of his room. He decided to crawl in the window from the outside. My father is quite old and has an immense stomach. He's built like a grapefruit with four pencils sticking out of it. He managed to open the window from the outside and began to crawl in.
When he was half-way inside the window all three of these things happened, in this order. He...
A; Became stuck.
B; Lost his pants.
C; Urinated.