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Dec 07, 2009 04:50

With all this prattle about snow, you'd think no one here's seen the stuff before. Seriously. As if I constantly need to be reminded of the upcoming season of misery.

I think I'll avoid going outdoors for a while. If there's anything I despise more than kids, it's kids with snowballs.

[and yes, Lemmy, he did try the tacky glasses on. my god, ( Read more... )

bah humbug

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solarock December 7 2009, 18:22:23 UTC
I haven't seen snow before, but I have seen something similar. I've experienced ashes falling from the sky; my home was somewhat close to an active volcano.

You don't like snow, then.

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geometricmagic December 7 2009, 23:00:58 UTC
Let me impart some knowledge into that poor, uneducated soul of yours: I'm a cold-blooded creature. Like most birds and reptiles you know. It means my body is incapable of generating its own heat, thus making it vulnerable to the cold. In other words, reptiles and snow don't mix except Lemmy apparently, he's a freak of nature.

Don't they teach Biology in this school?

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solarock December 8 2009, 04:51:20 UTC
Oh, I'm aware that you don't like the snow, but I'm grateful for knowing the cause.

...I suppose I wasn't aware that there was a difference in a person's blood temperature. I wonder what mine must be? I will research it, thanks to you.

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geometricmagic December 8 2009, 05:39:47 UTC
Humans, like other mammals, are typically warm blooded. This is the sort of thing you learn in elementary school, kid.

I don't know about that other form of yours.

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solarock December 8 2009, 05:43:14 UTC
I am appreciative of you for informing me of this, then. It must be critical knowledge.

My other form has no blood, as it has no organs. I'm certain of this.

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geometricmagic December 8 2009, 05:59:26 UTC
Don't mention it. I am just bursting with genius, it's only fair that I share my knowledge with others.

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solarock December 11 2009, 04:32:35 UTC
Bursting with genius... then. Do you have more to tell?

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