With all this prattle about snow, you'd think no one here's seen the stuff before. Seriously. As if I constantly need to be reminded of the upcoming season of misery.
I think I'll avoid going outdoors for a while. If there's anything I despise more than kids, it's kids with snowballs.
[and yes, Lemmy, he did try the
tacky glasses on. my god, it was like going on an acid trip. Weird eyesight+multicolor vision= NOT A HAPPY EXPERIENCE. He wouldn't even find his way out of a room. Needless to say, you won't be catching him wearing those again without some serious nagging]